The Cursed Discord Book

7: Itsy Bitsy Spider (Melohan)

It was a hot ass day in Duwang and Rohan was ready to pull his dick out to jerk it to pictures of Koichi. That is until he heard a loud ass noise come from upstairs. He ran up to see that a mysterious man had fallen from the sky and into his room. He wore a gay ass outfit with lavender purple hair and some weird gay visor. 

"Who on earth are you? Are you another fan?" Rohan asked. The man stood up and flashed a sexy pose, "Good evening Rohan Kishibe, my name is Melone~" He greeted as he sprawled himself across Rohan's manga desk, "I'm your biggest fan Papa Rohan~"

Rohan looked utterly disgusted, but he was intrigued by this strange flamboyant man from the sky. "Alright, Melone... so you're my biggest fan, eh?" Rohan muttered, stroking his chin, "Let's see what my biggest fan has to offer!" He exclaimed, summoning Heaven's Door and pimp slapping Melone into a book-face. 

He opened Melone's pages and only saw porn. It was literally just porn. Every page was filled with a different photo of Melone having sex with someone, and it was 20,683 pages long. And Rohan sat and read the entire thing. "Fascinating..." Rohan said to himself, after 7 hours worth of flipping through Melone's mental porn mag. "This man is a perfect specimen for my upcoming art project!" Rohan smiled. He closed Melone's face and released him from Heaven's Door.

Melone awoke only to realize he was tied to Rohan's bed in a spider costume. At first Melone was scared but the more he sat there in the room alone he began to feel more aroused. Suddenly Rohan walked in with a bucket. Melone looked down to see what was in it, and in it were 5 liters of brown paint. "Now Melone, if you're my biggest fan you won't mind me dousing you in brown paint, will you?" Rohan asked.

Melone let out a loud moan, "HHGHHGHGHGGHHHHHH DO IT PAPI ROHAN" He shouted. Rohan snickered and dumped the paint all over Melone, the paint getting in his eyes and every open pour on his body. Melone's eyes were burning and his dick was itchy, but he was in restraint so he couldn't do anything about it. "Now that you're officially a brown spider, I think it's time I cut you open and see what your insides taste like." Rohan smiled, suddenly pulling out a pen from his desk.

Rohan leaped over Melone's restrained body and cut open the costume, revealing Melone's waxed chest. Rohan puked from the amount of gay releasing itself from Melone's body and backed away. "You're too gay for me. You have to leave now." Rohan sighed. "Couldn't you tell from my inner porn mag?" Melone asked. "I- N-......GET OUT" Rohan yelled before smacking Melone with a baguette, causing Melone to go requiem and break free from the bed.

Melone pimp slapped Rohan in the face and threw himself out the window. Rohan got up from the ground and stroked his pained cheek as he looked out the window. "What a fine man...I'll have to add that to my manga." He swooned, watching as Melone ran onto the freeway and got hit by car, never to be seen again.