Authors Note: This story originally started off as a inside joke that I wrote years ago, but I feel like writing the entire story, enjoy Also sorry it's a bit short, the next chapters will be longer !
"Another school year" said Dobby while making the feast for tonight. While making dinner he noticed something beautiful, Dumbledore walked in with a gorgeous hat on. Dobby thought it was so beautiful that he ran to Dumbledore and said " sir sir sir can I try on the hat? It's a amazing piece of fabric". " not today my little elf, not today". Dobby was now sad, so he decided to go to master wheezy to ask for relationship advice. So dobby ran to the gryffindor common room, pushed hermione out of the way and ran to the boy dormitory. " Hello master wheezy, I have brought you black lipstick, in return you have to give me love advice". " Blimey that's some snazzy lipstick, sure" said Ron. " ok so there this snazzy hat and I want to date it but Dumbledore won't let me" Ron thought for a while and then said " why don't you just go into Dumbledore office when he is gone". " Great idea wheezy ok bye ". " Bye dobby" said Ron eating. So dobby ran to Dumbledores office and said the password " lemon drops" and then he went in. Luckily Dumbledore wasn't there. "Hey sorty" said dobby. " Who are you" said sorty. " I'm your lover" said dobby with a tone of smugness in this mouth. " oh" said sorty softly. Dobby Slowly reached over to sorty and slowly moved his lips towards him and then...... " DOBBY ELIZABETH ELF WHY IN THE NAME OF MERLINS PANTS ARE YOU IN MY OFFICE" Dumbledore said calmly." I came to see sorty sir" dobby said sadly. " Get out" said Dumbledore. "Yes sir", on his way out sorty wink at him . He may not see sorty for years but he knew there was hope.
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Internal Love
FanfictionDobby thought he was a regular house elf, until he saw him. Sorty was beautiful. Will love conquer all? Wait and see, new chapters every two days.