spiderson and the avengers oneshots: vol. 2

"YET?!"

requested by @DeearReha

3rd person POV
Peter tapped his fingers on his desk impatiently, waiting for the bell to ring. It was only the beginning of the school year, and he was already tired of this bullshit. "Carry the 3 and you'll come out with an outcome of-" the school bell rang, cutting off the teacher. "-247, wait don't leave yet I have an announcement." The class groaned and sat back down. "Parent tour night is tomorrow as most of you know, but they asked us to pass out a paper." The teacher passed back a piece of blue paper.

Peter sighed and walked out of class, he knew no matter how well he hid the form, his family would find it. So he just took the easy road, when he got home he just handed the paper to the best person he could think of to do so, Natasha.

"Hey мама паук, I have to give you something." The woman turned to face Peter, and nodded. He passed over the paper, "Parent tour night?" "Yeah, the school does it every year, and I didn't want to give the invite to Mr. Stark." "Why?" She asked with a smirk. "He'd cause so much traction if he just showed up at midtown." She nodded, "I'll be there." Peter smiled and left the room.

What Peter wasn't aware of was this was the type of thing the school sends emails and phone calls about. So Tony was 100% coming.

time skip

Peter woke up the next morning and walked to school. He went through his classes, talked to Ned and MJ, got paper thrown at him by flash. After doing all of that he went home, ignoring the multiple text messages from Flash.

Peter arrived at the tower, and picked up nat. They headed back to the school. When they arrived at the parking lot, they noticed a small group of people surrounding a car. A really nice car. "Nat," "Hm?" "Did you tell tony?" "Nope, he probably got an email, he's listed as your guardian." "Oh, this will be fun." The two watched as another car pulled up, also a nice car. "Damn." Peter whispered to himself. "What? Who is that?" Natasha asked. "A kid that goes to my school, that's all."

The school doors opened, as the parents and students filed inside. Peter and Natasha didn't go straight in, they waited to see if Tony would catch up with them, and he did once he broke through the fans circle around his car.

"Hey nat, hey kid." "Hi mr. Stark." Tony and Natasha started talking, while peter thought of everything that could go wrong.

1. Flash could show up.
2. mj could show up, and he'd have to introduce his girlfriend.
3. Everything.

"Peter?" "Hm? Yeah?" "Ready to go in?" Peter nodded and they headed inside.

The three walked inside, and Tony started to turn some heads. "Eh! Peter!" Peter turned and smiled, "hi Abe." "I thought you just had an internship with stark, why is he-" "don't ask me man, I'm just as surprised as you are." Peter shrugged and turned back to the hero's. "Are you really that surprised, I get emails from the school  ya know." "This fact was only pointed out to me recently." Peter laughed as they continued walking.

Peter showed Natasha and Tony his class rooms, and walked them to his locker. Peter opened it , per request of Natasha. "Clean out your locker kid." Tony said rolling his eyes. "Oooh Peter, who might this be?" Natasha said , pointing to a printed picture of Mj and Peter smiling. "Oh uh, one of my friends," he then pointed down to a similar picture he'd taken with Ned. "That's MJ and that's Ned." "Speaking of ned, he's back there go talk to him." Peter looked to where tony was pointing, "oh, hey ned." He said before leaving his irondad and spider mama.

Natasha turned to Tony, "what's your angle?" "What ever to you mean," he replied in an innocent voice, turning to the opened locker. "Wait, don't dig through his stuff." "I just wanted to see this one thing." Tony said holding a folded sheet of notebook paper, "Tony that is a total invasion of privacy." Natasha said. Tony rolled his eyes, and unfolded the note.

'meet me in the space behind the school, I didn't finish our lesson. -flash'

Natasha watched as Tonys eyes widened, "what?" He handed her the note and she had the same reaction. "Who is 'flash'?" "I'm not sure-" Tony paused, as he looked over to where Ned and Peter were standing. A kid, who looked pretty popular, was talking to them. "get outta here flash." Ned said to him. Tony turned back to nat, "I think it might be that guy." "yeah I caught on to that." Natasha replied.

time skip

"So you're not going to kill him?" "No peter we won't kill him... yet." Tony answered. "YET?!" "You have a bully, we're gonna kill him if he does something ever again." Natasha added. Peter shook his head, "put your hand over your heart, and tell me you won't kill Flash." "Fine." "I'm not promising nothing."