*Someone tries to insult
one direction*
Peasant: How do five gay guys walk?
Me: Why don't you grab four of your friends and we will see? :)
'HARRY'S HOT
GEMMA'S HOT
ANNE'S HOT
CAN I PLEASE GET THEIR DNA
*zayn comes out of nowhere*
"DID SOMEONE SAY DNA BUY IT ON ITUNES"
My sister: Whats One Direction's favorite restaurant?
Me: What
My sister: 5 guys
Me:
My sister:
Me:
My sister: *bursts out laughing*
Me: *joins*
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi.
One Direction's Zayn Malik has decided to ditch the fags.
I didn't know he was going to start a solo career!
What do you call an old lady with a cat?
You don't, Harry does.
What do you like in girls Louis?
I like girls who eat carrots.
