Jokes

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*Someone tries to insult

one direction*

Peasant: How do five gay guys walk?

Me: Why don't you grab four of your friends and we will see? :)


'HARRY'S HOT

GEMMA'S HOT

ANNE'S HOT

CAN I PLEASE GET THEIR DNA

*zayn comes out of nowhere*

"DID SOMEONE SAY DNA BUY IT ON ITUNES"

My sister: Whats One Direction's favorite restaurant?

Me: What

My sister: 5 guys

Me:

My sister:

Me:

My sister: *bursts out laughing*

Me: *joins*

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

One Direction's Zayn Malik has decided to ditch the fags.

I didn't know he was going to start a solo career!

What do you call an old lady with a cat?

You don't, Harry does.

What do you like in girls Louis?

I like girls who eat carrots.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 14, 2014 ⏰

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