zain accidentally texts the wrong number and somehow ends up with a boyfriend.
a zarry au that starts out as a texting fic aka the never-ending story
🌱 non-famous zayn
🌱 kid fic
🌱 bottom!harry
🌱 ft. gemma & louis
🌱 fluff without plot basicall...
Zain 7:09 i wanna go back to bed and it's not even 8
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the monster is in top form today
Harry (A&E) 7:57 Poor you. Tire him out and then you can nap together.
Zain (how!?!!) 8:12 HA! good one the monster has got his energy from his dad and his dad never tries i am not made for this leave me to die
Harry (A&E) 8:14 You're very dramatic this morning. Yoga? Go to the park? Kick a ball around?
Zain (how!?!!) 8:16 i don't wannaaaaaa
Harry (A&E) 8:20 Then I don't know how to help you.
Zain (how!?!!) 9:15 we're at the park don't worry u're very polite my family all told me to fuck off cause i was whining
Harry (A&E) 9:21 I though we had already established that I was kind.
Zain (how!?!!) 9:24 if u keep insisting on it i'll make it less true it's like these things that when u have to state them they lose meaning whatcha doing today?
Harry (A&E) 9:46 Lazy day. I already went for a jog and did some yoga. Just got out of the shower actually.
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Because you sent me one. Sorry, I'm not comfortable sharing my face.
Zain (how!?!!) 10:31 whose child did you steal that hair tie from very stylish babe just gotta touch up your nail polish bonus points for the tattoos
Harry (A&E) 10:51 Lou's daughter might have left that hair tie behind at one point... but I ain't no thief. I'm thinking about doing the nails turquoise this time, what do you think?
Zain (how!?!!) 15:18 sorry freddie went wild isn't that turquoise? do you have any idea what to make for tea? the monster doesn't want tomato soup and cheese sandwich it's his favourite so i'm out of ideas today
Harry (A&E) 15:24 Cut up some veggies with hummus? Fruit with peanut butter? And that's blue, you heathen.
Zain (how!?!!) 16:12 u're one of those people i see
Harry (A&E) 16:14 ?? What kind of people?
Zain (how!?!!) 16:21 health nuts should've known with the yoga disgusting also blue is blue
Harry (A&E) 16:25 Excuse me for being healthy. And turquoise is turquoise... What did you feed him? I don't want to imagine if that's your reaction to hummus and peanut butter...
Zain (how!?!!) 16:32 crisp sammy
Harry the Health Nut 16:33 Tell me you did not give your child a CRISP SANDWICH for tea??!
Zain (how!?!!) 16:33 wow chill
Harry the Health Nut 16:34 Zain, you can't feed a child with bread and crisps. It's not healthy. I mean, tomato soup and cheese sandwich isn't the pinnacle of a well-rounded nutrition either but at least it's got 1 of the 5 a day.
Zain (how!?!!) 16:58 i like how u lecture me when u don't even know me freddie gets more than his 5 a day don't worry one crisp sandwich every other month won't kill him
Harry the Health Nut 17:12 It's a bad habit. He's learning about nutrition right now and if you allow him these kinds of food on a day-to-day basis he's learning that crisps are a proper food and not a snack for special occasions.
20:18 Zain, I'm just saying. I don't actually think you're harming Freddie.
23:36 I'm sorry Good night, Zain x
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Drama anyone? Harry coming on a bit strong here hehe
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