I'm Probably Crazy

Rule The World

Two minors, Abigirl and Coopeboy, met at a young age. They became good friends and planned to one day take over the world. As they grew up they started gathering an army of midgets. They armed their army of midgets with water pistols and cardboard armour. Abigirl and Coopeboy attacked the governments of all different countries and managed to take over all the countries in the world. Abigirl was so happy that she had taken over the world that she wanted to set off millions of fireworks. Only problem was, she didn't know the difference between fireworks and nuclear bombs. She ended up sending hundreds of nuclear bombs into the sky and killing off all of the worlds population besides herself, Coopeboy and the army of midgets. Abigirl, being a woman, automatically blamed Coopeboy for the mistakes she made and shot him in the head with a water pistol, spraying his brains all over the joint. The army of midgets cheered and ran free, as they didn't see Abigirl worthy of being a leader. The army of midgets died from nuclear radiation as they ran off. Abigirl was the last person alive on earth. She sat alone in her home for years. Being the only living thing on earth was lonely. But one day... There was a knock at her door...