I'm Probably Crazy

Gobbler, Shrek and Waffles

There was once a young lad named Matthew. Matthew was a special child. Matthew had no friends until one day, he found a dragon. He took the dragon in as his pet and named him Gobbler. He loved his pet Gobbler very much and did everything with it. But one day he got tired of his Gobbler, so he decided he would get rid of it. There was only one problem, every time he tried, Gobbler would fly straight back so one day he decided that the best way to get rid of Gobbler was to flush Gobbler down the toilet. So that's what he did, he flushed Gobbler down the toilet.
Gobbler ended up in the sewer and made a life there for a while, Gobbler ate crocodiles for food and drank.. things, disturbing things.. when she was thirsty. One day, Gobbler got tired and went to sleep, Mick woke up a few months later, surrounded by crocodiles and a feeling of sickness. Gobbler then realised she was pregnant. She had a baby dragon and then the crocodiles ate Gobbler. The baby dragon managed to fly away to freedom through a storm drain.

There was once a young lad named Greg. Greg was a very special child. Greg had no friends until one day, he found a dragon. He took the dragon in as his pet and named it Shrek. He loved his pet Shrek very much and did everything with it. But one day he got tired of his Shrek, so he decided he would get rid of it. There was only one problem, every time he tried, Shrek would fly straight back so one day he decided that the best way to get rid of Shrek was to throw him off a cliff. So that's what he did, he threw Shrek off a cliff.
Naturally, Shrek knew how to fly, but being depressed as she was after being thrown away by the one boy she loved, Shrek just fell. Luckily, Shrek landed on a group of tourists, squishing them all, but Shrek managed to survive as the tourists cushioned her landing. Shrek stayed on the beach for a few years before she grew old. He floated out to sea, dreaming of eternal sleep. One day he fell asleep, all alone but when he woke up he was surrounded by octopus and a feeling of sickness. Shrek then realised she was pregnant. She had a baby dragon and then all the octopus drowned Shrek. The baby dragon managed to fly away to freedom to a beach.

There was once a young girl named Channie. Channie was a special child. Channie had no friends until one day, she found a dragon. She took the dragon in and named it Waffles. Waffles seemed like a harmless dragon to most. Channie loved Waffles very much and did everything with her. Until one day, Channie got bored of Waffles and decided she would get rid of Waffles, but being the innocent little girl she was, she didn't know how to. So she tried killing it with fire.
To her surprise, dragons were fire proof, only she would NOT know that. But trying to kill a dragon with fire was Channie's biggest and only mistake of her life. Waffles got very angry and went on a murdering spree. First Waffles cooked Channie on the fire and then flushed her parents down the toilet to avenge his grandma, Gobbler. Then she kept going and threw everybody off cliffs and buildings to avenge his mother. Then last of all, he grabbed all these bodies and threw them into the ocean, and to make sure they didn't float back to the top, Waffles went underwater to make sure they sunk. Not until then did he realise that he can't swim and Waffles drowned.

The End.