Connor: I have bad news everyone....
Travis: Percy can't perform today.
Audience: (Piper, Annabeth, Grover,Juniper,Hazel,Frank) AWW!!!
Connor: But instead...
Travis: Our buddy Jason here is gonna sing!
Audience: yay!
Annabeth: *Mutters to herself* I would've liked Percy to sing. Whatever.
*Jason walks in*
Jason: Um, hi people!
Connor: And you'll be singing....
Jason: Starships by Nicki Minaj.
Travis: Take it away, Jason!
Jason:
Oh, let's go to the beach, each
Let's go get a wave
They say, what they gonna say?
Have a drink, clink
Found the BOLT Lite
Bad DEMIGODS like me
Is hard to come by
The Patrón, on
Let's go get it on
The zone, own
Yes I'm in the zone
Is it two, three?
Leave a good tip
Imma blow off my money
And don't give two s***s
I'm in the sky, sky
I love to dance
So let me fly, fly
Till I can't stand (Really?)
Get on the floor, floor
Like it's your last chance
If you want more, more
Then here I am
Starships weren't meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
Starships weren't meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Hands up...
(We're higher than the Eiffel Tower)
(We're higher than the Eiffel Tower)
(We're higher than the Eiffel Tower)
Jump in my hoopty-hoopty-hoop
I own that
And I ain't paying
My rent this month
I owe that
But check who you want
And check who you like
Dance all ya life
There's no end in sight
Twinkle twinkle little star
Now everybody let me hear
You say ray ray ray
Now spend all your money
'Cause today pay day
And if you're a G
You a G-G-G
My name is not Sparky
You can call me Jason
Get on the floor, floor
Like it's your last chance
If you want more, more
Then here I am
Starships weren't meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
Starships weren't meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Hands up...
(We're higher than the Eiffel Tower)
(We're higher than the Eiffel Tower)
(We're higher than the Eiffel Tower
Starships weren't meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
Starships weren't meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Hands up...
(We're higher than the Eiffel Tower)
(We're higher than the Eiffel Tower)
(We're higher than the Eiffel Tower)
Annabeth: That was good!
Leo: SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? He didn't even do that good. Jason didn't even sing the right lyrics!
Jason: Yeah, Leo, it's called improvisation. Did it on purpose.
Nico: Meh, Jason did okay except I don't really like Nicki Minaj...-_-....7/10 is my rating.
Piper: Since when were you a judge Nico?
Nico: Since now. Deal with it people.
Piper: Well my rating is 9/10! Jason did good!
Annabeth: 2/10 I hate Nicki Minaj but points for good 'Guy singing'.
Jason: Guy singing?
Annabeth: When dudes sing. 90 % of the time, boys can never sing. Not to mention someone...*COUGH COUGH* Leo* COUGH COUGH*
Leo: Shut up.
Hazel: 15/10 I LOVE NICKI MINAJ!!!
Frank: 8/10 Jason did okay, I guess.
Connor: Guess that ends the show.
Travis: Yes, and we promise we will bring Percy next time! Stay tuned!
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Stoll Brothers Karaoke Show
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