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- Luke

- "so how old are you?"

"I'm 17, turning 18 in a few day."

- "any sibilings?"

"Um.. two but they are older than me and hardly see them."

- "any pets?"

"I have a Rottweiler and a parrot."

- "why a parrot?"

"Because parrot are awesome. Why not have a parrot as a pet?"

- "Because they bit my fingers when I was little."

"Aww, you poor thing."

-"Im a person, not a thing."

"Even in person you are sassy. "

- "well, what can i say? It runs in the family"

"My ass"

- "aye, don't be rude."

"I'm not. Im just speaking my mind."

- "Mhm.."

"Soo..."

- "soo.. can we like make out now?"

"Well.. aren't you horny at the moment? "

- "I can't help it. You're just really hot."

"No i am not. Im a potato."

- "But a potato is ugly when they aren't cooked."

"Exactly. That's why Im ugly."

- "But when puberty hits a potato, they become a sexy motherfucker."

"You're... something."

- "What is that suppose to mean?"

"That your weirder that weird or that you were dropped when you we little."

- "I find that insulting."

"How? We are all weird or dropped when we were little. Why is it insulting to you?"

- "I don't know."

"Wow."

- "you don't seem like a good girl type of girl?"

"I know, everyone says that but I am. Well not really."

- "what's the baddest thing you have done?"

"Umm... got drunk and went topless at the party? I think thats one."

- "But you're only 17. And wouldn't people be calling you topless drunk at school?"

"That's why my family moved here to Sydney. Decided to start out new. Instead of being known as the topless drunk."

- "Mhm."

"Yea..."

- "I would have liked to see that."

"No you wouldn't. Oh my god, it was embarrassing"

- "Nah."

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Luke: Chance, you should come and fuck me one day ;) (R)

Chance: you need Jesus (R)

Luke: no, i went to church this morning with my mum. (R)

Chance: so, you're a momma's boy? (R)

Luke: tf? Hell to the fucking no. >:-( (R)

Chance: aww, its okay, momma's boy, i won't tease you xD (R)

Luke: your a bitch -.- (R)

Chance: you're* (R)

Luke: Not now -.- (R)

Chance: xD (R)