you turn on your computer and went to youtube. you clicked on kaplans newest video, him playing the popular roblox game doomspire brickbattle. instead of his intro playing like normal, he stared str*ight into the camera. you were confused, wondering if he was kidnapped and was trying to signal for help. but then he screeched. it was so loud that you had to cover your ears. but he kept screeching, even after he should have been out of breath. he reached out his hands to the camera, and he almost looked like the vibe check emoji.
"how is he always so cute," you wondered, hands still covering your now bleeding ears.
after his hands had been reachimg at the camera for 5 minutes, the screeching finally stopped. he started to talk, but you missed the first few words because of the blood coming from your ears.
"-hope youre watching, (y/n), you lag. i want you to know that im going to be at your house very soon."
then he started screeching again, screaming slurs at the camera. you were shocked. had he really said your name? Kaplan got out of his epic gamer chair, and jumped at the camera. he clipped through the moniter of your computer, and then he was right there in your room?! standing right in front of you?! you had again covered your ears, but took them down and said, "k-k-kaplan? o-owo why are you here? 👉👈"
you tilted your head down and looked up at him with your eyes like debby ryan, pushing your (h/c) hair behind your ear. you thought you looked so hot, and kaplan would instantly fall in love with you like you always daydreamed about. but he just said, "what are you doing, FEMALE? you look stupid, s t o p".
"why are you hereeeeeee omg im having an uwu attack!!!11!1!1!1!!1!!11!!!!!!"
while you started to blush and look like you were dying, kaplan said, " well im here to give you the algernon kaplan effect, but since you're such a lag its gonna KILL you"
"omg yes pwease rawr X3" you said.
"omfg this this absolute bimbo." kaplan said after throwing up on the floor. he walked up to you and took a spoonful of yogurt from out of nowhere. he dropped the yogurt on you and said "s h i t". he then left your home.
you stood in the middle of your room, blushing, ears bleeding, with yogurt on your shirt and throw up on the floor, wondering what the actual fuck just happened. you went to the bathroom to wipe the yogurt off your shirt, but when you opened the door yakko was standimg in the middle,of the room. "oh shit whats gonna happen to me now" you said. yakko saw you amd immediately started singing Yakkos World. you sighed, tired of all the obnoxious shit that happened today. yakko heard you and his eyes turned red bc hes a demin. "i feel left out, i dont see how my whole life could change in one week. i dont mind,my own reflection, i dont see how youve been let down." he morphed into ZACH THE DEMIN (who says the n word and threatens kids who are younger than him and harasses ppl 😳💅) he accused you of bullying him and kills you right there in your bathroom. right before you die, you think, "finally i can go to the teen section of the library"
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epic gamerrrrrr {y/n x kaplan}
Fanfiction[youtuber au lol XD owo] no one understands Y/N, but roblox has always been there for her. her favorite youtube channel, a roblox gamer named kaplan, is her only escape. but what happens when she meets him in person?
