⁺◟ haikyuu's captains x reader textfic. . . ︎ꜜ
❝𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙊𝙋 𝘾𝙊𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙈𝙀 𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿'𝙔𝘼?!❞
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a textfic in which the oh so beautiful captains simp over y/n and vice versa.
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ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ !!
+ will have cussing
+ will...
BEST GIRL // 003 | ❝ my roleplay name is peanut ❞ |
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group chat; we love y/n [tetsutetsu, ladies man, ur not my dad, bokuto with flat hair, original bokuto, ushi ushi mooshy mooshy, best girl, and shima be lookin fine]
ushi ushi mooshy mooshy L/n got pushed down the stairs by a popular girl
It was an amazing sight
tetsutetsu did she at least get them back
ushi ushi mooshy mooshy She did more than that
We all know L/n doesn't get pushed around
tetsutetsu ?
ushi ushi mooshy mooshy She threw her out the window, but good thing they were on the first floor
And then when she looked at me, she gave me a glare like she wanted to throw me next
But good thing she's getting suspended, I don't want to get thrown out of a window
Seems painful
best girl has joined the chat
best girl ushi fucking jima
imma kill you
ushi ushi mooshy mooshy See
best girl i shoulda punched her, then threw her,, but that would be mean,, and i'm classy 😙
shima be lookin fine hey y/n
best girl heyy
shima be lookin fine wanna go to this one college party?
best girl but i'm a third year,, i'm not in college yet-
shima be lookin fine i'm not either
no one will know
best girl ight bet
what time?
ur not my dad Y/N!
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THAT PARTY
best girl tch
who are u?
my dad?
ur not my dad no
i'm more of a mom
best girl okay let's play house
SUGA is the mom
ur not my dad suga isn't even in this chat-
best girl WELL HE IS NOW
N E WAYSSS U ARE the dad
terushima is the cousin that everyone loves
ushi is the cousin everyone hates
ushi ushi mooshy mooshy I can deal with that
best girl kuroo is my sister
that one dude that has a flat ass is my ex
ladies man i-
best girl shinsuke is my brother
no incest shii
n e wayssss,, bokuto is my brother in law
bokuto does that mean i'm 'dating' kuroo?
best girl i mean if you want....
who am i missing?
no one okay
let's get this show on the roll
my roleplay name is peanut
original bokuto mines is bakugo
best girl why bakugo?
who tf has a name that's BAKUGO💀
ushi ushi mooshy mooshy Stop judging people.
And it's actually a last name
best girl no one cares
carrying on...
i'm gonna go,, cs i have to start on my essay that's due at 6:00
