Jack Maynard-The Single Song

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Ooh ooh oooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh oooh oh

All of my friends
Are falling in love
And then there's me
Lonely as fuck
I wish I had
Someone around
To fucking hug
Every time we go for a meal
They're all together
And I'm seventh wheel
They're playing footsies
But no one is playing
With me

Nobody wants me and I don't understand it
Yeah I'm a little chubby
And my penis is average but I
Think about charity
Oh why is this happening to me
To me

There must be someone
Out there to love me
Because my mum said I'm not ugly
But there's no one
Everyone swiped me to the left
I'm so fucking lonely
I know I won't
Go out and mingle
So I stay home
Writing this jingle
Because I don't wanna be single anymore
I'm so fucking lonely

All of my chances are fading away
Even my parents don't know if I'm gay
Maybe I am
Maybe I'll find him today

Nobody wants me and I don't understand it yeah I
Don't do too much because I'm too busy fapping but I
Don't have any STDs
Oh why is this happening to me
To me

There must be someone out there to love me
Because my mum said I'm not ugly
But there's no one
Everyone swiped me to the left
I'm so fucking lonely
I know I won't go out and mingle
So I stay home writing this jingle
Because I don't wanna be single anymore
I'm so fucking lonely
Ooh ooh oooh
Ooh ooh oooh
Ooh ooh oooh

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