Our Intelligent Potato Love
By dee deeA Love Song For Ross
This one's for you Mrs Brown!
My love for you is like the most intelligent potato,
Your face reminds me of short tigers,
Together, we are like sandwiches and mayonnaise.
Oh darling Ross,
My intelligent potato,
My short carrot,
The perfect companion to my sandwiches soul.
Strawberries are red,
Oceans are blue,
I like eating chocolate,
But not as much as I love dancing with you!
Oh darling Ross,
Your eyes are like adorable birds on a summer day,
You're like the most insecure student to ever walk my office.
Your short tiger face,
Your mayonnaise soul,
Your adorable eyes,
Your insecure student being...
How could I look at another when our intelligent potato love is so strong?
I love you Mrs Brown!
why did i create this book!!