"Wake up and smeel the Kool-Aid." The Moon says. He is fond of the man.
The Simp Harem does so.
"Mama, where do we go now?" Francc asks. Mama knows who she is.
"In a tree, you fool. He is there."
"The Sun, mama?" She knows it's too good to be true.
"No. Satan."
"Let's get 'im, mama."
They get 'im.
Daniel is satan. Not the other way around. He slides down the tree as if it were slippery. It isnt. It's tree.
Daniel looks ready to sing.
"Because tonight, it is showtime
In the middle of the street life
All we celebrate are good times
Because tonight, it is showtime
Come and walk with me
1273 down the Rockefeller street
Life is marchin' on, do you feel that?
1273 down the Rockefeller street
Everything is more than surreal"
Daniel is Nightcore. Not the other way around. He slides down the notes as if they were slippery. They are. It's sexy.
The Simp Harem is hurt. But they can sing too. Maybe.
Zimp cries.
"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold"
Simp Harem is Nightcore. Also the other way around. They slide. Sexy. Slip.
But Daniel is very white and very aggressive. Daniel is Karen. Not the other way around. He uses his fingernails. His long ones.
It's time for the counter.
"BUB." He explodes. It is a "protagonist" move. He is an nuclear idiot.
"You're not a protagonist, you're a rival," says the Moon. The Moon knows he's not the protagonist and doesn't fuss about it.
"And you only have 5 abs," Chuuy says with his feet in morse code. "I have 6."
"B U B." Friendship ended with Chuuy, now no one is his best friend.
Zimp cries.
Toest comes back, but he's stupid and no one likes him.
"But I'm the protagonist. I defeated Hitler in World War II," Francc insists.
"Milk is the protagonist liquid. I am it." Moilk points out.
"Ok, but I don't like milk. How about you be the protagonist and I be the also protagonist?" suggests Francc.
"Fine. We will be milkless together."
Together they milk their fighting spirit. Every last drop.
Francc turns into a cool sword. The same sword that defeated Hitler in World War II.
Moilk is able to wield her friend like a cool sword that defeated Hitler in World War II.
But this time, they defeat Daniel in Tree. More importance.
"How do we make this intense?" asks the sword that defeated Hitler in World War II.
"We kill him," answers Moilk.
They do.
