The Sun and the Moon: Adventures of the Simp Harem

Chapter 3: The Underwater Level

Simp Harem enters subnautica.

"So who's drowning? In the ocean?" Asks Francc. She's not drowning. She breathes water. Moist lungs always.

"BLUB." The plot twist of the week.

He is ignored. He doesn't die. He is just ignored.

"I smell protagonist." The Moon inhales the water. He is smelling it.

"Toemvost." A protagonist nearby is trying to say his name in the water. Silly Protagonist.

"He's a loser. I hate him," says Francc with pure hatred. She hates losers.

"Toest?" Moilk asks the drowning loser.

He drowns in agreement.

"Toest is useless without jam." Moon implies.

"BLUB." It is like BUB, but he is also drowning.

"I got a peach for ya," says Peach. It's out of spite.

Chuuy uses his feet to express his hatred towards losers who are jamless. He destroyes Toest's drowning face.

It's gone now.

"BLUB." No one cares. (Moilk secretly only cares about his 5 abs.)

"Who drowns next?" Francc wonders loudly. She wants to have drowning privileges.

"Nose go. Touch toes." Moilk becomes a pretzel for her feet.

The nose is gone. Everyone drowns but Moilk. Noseless people can swim.

Jokes on the nose holders, drowning is ascension to the next level. Simp Harem has ascended to the next chapter.

Moilk will figure it out. Helpless sniffer.