JOSUKE X OKUYASU [fluff/lemon...fuck] +13

Josuke x Okuyasu Part 2: The Homosexuals go to Gordan Ramsay's

don't ask why he's here :] ))

"It's just water weight y'all uwu"

[ Chapter 2: ]

Josuke has been feeling more gay for Okuyasu and even tried to finger his ass in the bathroom but quickly restrained himself from doing it. After all his fingers did smell kinda like dry crusty disgusting semen (*cough* Mista your sex pistols are literally dying because of the smell from your fingers they can't fucking handle. Especially Number 5.)

Since then he decided to take him out on a play date but for him more like an actual date. Josuke was applying makeup like mascara, light blush and lip gloss. He had to look like the pretty boy he always was. Right now he looked like a whopping 80 year old woman on the streets that smoke.

After dressing up in his usual outfit because the rest of his clothing smelt like utter dog shit he went out.

[At Okuyasu's house:]

He almost forgot and only washed his fucking hands rather than showering. He was also bringing a mask because of the Corona. He wore his usual outfit as well but didn't feel so good. He decided to ignore it and just move on with his so called "play date". Okuyasu thought of play date as in an actual date but just...playing with each other's small shriveled penises. But, what could go wrong?

He quickly met up with Josuke in some kinda sketchy restaurant. Hence it was by a friccing cemetery.

[This is literally a reference from let's go eat at a Italian restaurant episode from season 4 so spoiler warning-]

Okuyasu and Josuke were talking and it was starting to get romantic.

"I think your rather pretty looking with or without make-up actually Josuke!" Okuyasu says scratching at his pu- hair.

"R-really? Thanks Okuyasu..." Josuke replies feeling a huge wave of romantic feelings and feeling flustered at the same time. Whenever it happened his asshole had a weird sensation. He assumed he had a butt worm so he just shrugged at slid his hand.

Thank God there was none.

"Well Okuyasu, I think your rather cute actually. In fact, I find it rather..." He tried to find the best romantic words to finish his sentence but just couldn't. "Beau-"

"MAMA MIA WHO THE FUCK INVITED YOU TWO IN MY ITALIAN RESTAURANT- Oh, it's you two Senorita's."

"What does that mean-" Okuyasu questions but Josuke quickly interrupted.

"I'm not a woman ma- sir." Josuke stutters.

The young chef was named Tonio He originally lived in Italy, (I love Italians uwu) but moved into Japan. Legends says he always made people "feel" better.

[Out of context image ^]

"Where the fuck is the menu at?" Okuyasu says whining a bit which kinda turned Josuke on, but he scratched at his butthole instead.

"I don't have one I'm poor and low on income. I tell by your hands and what they tell me. I'm not accurate and I'm actually manipulative." Tonio says in a friendly smile.

The fuck is wrong with this Italian Asshole? He's some kinda restaurant owner low on income? What a joke. Josuke thought to himself giving Tonio a bit of a "silently judging" look.

"Okuyasu, you are Constipated and have foot fungus on your feet how very fucking disgusting." Tonio says with a dad sigh,
"Inoltre, anche il tuo viso dice tutto di te." He adds.

(You can translate that for yourself lmao.)

The fuck? Josuke thought to himself. He quickly opened a secret Italian dictionary and tried to remember some of the words but he's dyslexic and couldn't read Italian.

Okuyasu looked more startled or panicked, probably by what has in his body.

Tonio went in the kitchen to go cook some kind of meal that was supposed to make Okuyasu "feel better". Bullshit.

Josuke gulped loudly looking at Okuyasu nervously as the other boy looked around with squinted eyes that started to water. He looked dead. Huh that's odd.

Josuke cleared his throat and Okuyasu whooped his head towards his direction.

"Nani?" He says 👁️👄👁️

Just great.

[Congrats, you've reached the end. You've earned the "Pretty girl" dress. Josuke will love seeing you in this outfit. He goes for chonky people and this is the RIGHT choice for you!]

You earned the Pretty Girl Dress. Available in your invisible purse/bag/pocket/hair/air