JOSUKE X OKUYASU [fluff/lemon...fuck] +13

Josuke x Okuyasu part 3

[Okuyasu suffering 100% brain cancer from whores pasta ⬆️]

"What's wrong Josuke? Your clearing yer throat at me." He says scratching his...balls-

"Don't you think this restaurant is sorta weird?" I ask clearing my throat again.

"I don't see your point here bro." He flicks his finger and looks at his nails like those girls at nail salons.

"Dude! That chef literally just exploded out of nowhere then had a mood change like he has bipolar or something!" I pound my fist on the table and piss starts to boil down my pants to show that I am very ANGI.

"Yeah, you are right...you think he's a stand user?" He shrugs.

"Can't say for sure, it needs to be verified first, and that's by me investigating what's in this chi- Italian food." I say with very angry face yes so angry make you cry 😭

"HEY FOOD IS MAMA MIA READY YOU BRUTTO'S!" He cheers happily.

What the fuck does BRUTTO mean in Italian?

"Thank you sir." I say carefully grabbing my order which was shit colored coffee HELL YEA-

"Here is yo egg foo yong- I mean Mama Mia WHORES PASTA! HA. HA. HA!" He laughs weirdly putting down Okuyasu's plate.

Is this guy even married? He's a lunatic! I thought to myself.

"HAVE A TASTE NOW YES MAMA MIA HURRY BECAUSE THERE ARE 1000 CUSTOMERS WAITING OUTSIDE HURRY UP AND EAT DA FOOD OR I POUND THIS BIG BRICK LIKE SOAP ON YO-"

I growl really loud and something else comes along with it. My ass makes a growl too.

Tonio observed Okuyasu eating the pasta.

"holy shit, this is hella spicy!" Okuyasu sticks his tongue out panting. Oh yes, just what I wanted. I get a boner from the scene but quickly Dora it down. Owwie-

"Tell me, 1-10. How good is it?" He asks with a smile.

Okuyasu coughs and tries to catch his breath. "T-ten, but remove the one-" he coughs again. Tonio frowns and his face turns red but turn happy after what the fuck-

"Mama Mia if you don't like the food I try and make it best for customer especially when they have low spice tolerant MAMA MIA." He waves.

"NyEEEEEEEH! this is soopa spicy AH.AH.AHHHGH!" Okuyasu screams wailing his legs.

"Calm down Okuyasu, if you don't like it, don't eat the goddamn thing!" I say getting up trying to show off za ass of mines.

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Okuyasu grumbles

"WHY IT HURT SO MUCH MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME!" he says screaming for his life until it goes dead silent. His face is in shock and one more word comes out from his mouth, in horror, I watch as he speaks.

"S....STONKS." He says and continues screaming because of his internal pain.

"TONIO! WHAT ARE YOU TRYNA PULL?!" I run into his kitchen.

I did not like what I saw.

You earn this masterpiece that Gyro Zeppeli stuck up the cripple Johnny's ass.
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🍆 Oops! Wrong item I meant this one 🤢⬇️

You earned, Anti-Jojo badge, "JOVID-19" for vaccination. Dio has this to say: ⬇️

"STAY SAFE IN ZA WORLDO OF JOVID-19! MUDA IS IT'S PLACE!"

He laughs and runs you over with road rollers really fast.

"SKRRT. SKRRT." he flashes his ass at you and sits on your face-

That wasn't very nice Dio. :(

Better luck next time, in the meanwhile, please wait for new bottle of fanfiction. ✨

Diavolo can't skip time for it to come out, sorry. But he can skip time when a mother is giving birth so she doesn't have to feel za pain-

OKAY BYE. >_>