Chapter 1: Life as a Guinea Pig

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 Hello World, this is Ruby, I am a Guinea Pig. Who wishes to live my life to the fullest. Now, if I was a normal Guinea Pig, I would say that I want to explore the expanse of the outside world(The Backyard) But as a fat and lazy Guinea Pig, I must say that, I wish to stay in my house, and eat lettuce every day of the rest of my life.

 Here is how my average day goes. As a Guinea Pig, I wake up, wait for my owners to feed me lettuce, and then eat. After I eat my daily breakfast of lettuce, carrots, and timothy hay, I then take a couple of naps, while also chatting with my other female friends.

I then eat lunch at around 1:00 P.M. After lunch, I then again chat with my friends, we talk about life in general. We have a lot of fun. After I chat and nap for about 5 hours, I then get fed dinner. Which again contains lettuce, carrots, and timothy hay. After dinner, I then go to sleep. 

 Here are my close friends. Oreo, Violet, and Cinnamon. Oreo, is a very sassy Guinea Pig, she get's what she's wants, the way she wants it. Although she has had 10 babies in total, within three liters, so, I respect her.

Violet is also a respected Mama. She has had 8 babies in total, to which she all loved. Violet is shy, and is not as out-going as you may expect. She prefers to be left alone when sleeping and eatin, but will chat when she wants to and is being occupied by doing something else. 

Cinnamon is also another respected Mama. She also had 4 babies. Cinnamon is a very stand up person, who is not afraid of the humans.

As for me, I don't really care what's going on in the social network of Guinea Pigs. I would just prefer to just be left to eat, and sleep.

  So overall, my life as a Guinea Pig, is to be defined as fat and lazy.

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