CHAPTER ONE

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I took a shower with holy water and then Dan decided to join in cause. YOLO. And then Phil comes home with biscuits and more tea (yay) and then he joins in on the shower and YA know. Frickle frackle. Thhheeennnn we sat on the couch and talked about Phils day. Then we filmed a video. Then we all hopped in Dans bed with Phil then me then Dan. All cuddled up like kittens. Then we fell asleep and lived happily ever after... The end.

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!

MICHAEL OPENS THE DOOR AND COMES STORMING IN LOOKING AROUND WHILE I AM STILL ASLEEP AND DAN AND PHIL WAKE UP AND THEN MICHAEL TRYS TO STEAL ME AND TAKE ME FOR HIS OWN BUT PHIL AND DAN FIGHT HIM BACK AND DEFEAT HIM!

MICHAEL IS ON THE FLOOR AND I WAKE UP AND THEN DAN COMES OVER TO ME AND HOLDS ME TIGHT AND SAYS.... "don't worry baby. You are safe now... No one will ever hurt you.... I love you." I SMILE AND LOOK UP AND HIM AND THEN HUG HIM AND NEVER LET GO! AND THEN PHIL COMES OVER AND SAYS..... "fuck. her. right. in. the. PUSSAY!" THEN RUNS OFF OUT THE DOOR. PHIL WAS NEVER SEEN TO THIS DAY...

THEN ME AND DAN LAY BACK IN BED CUDDLING AND HOLDING EACH OTHER TIGHT! I THEN WHISPERED IN HIS EAR.... "I love you too." AND GIVE HIM A LITTLE KISS ON THE CHEEK THEN FALL BACK ASLEEP.

WE THEN WAKE UP TO THE SOUND OF FRICKLE FRACKLE ON THE FLOOR... TO OUR SURPRISE WE SEE MEG AND KAYLA DOING YA KNOW WHAT WITH THE DEAD CORPS THAT IS MICHAEL CLIFFORD... THAT WAS A SAD SAD DAY...

the end.

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