Funny Lyrics Parody

Cold Heart

Blank Space (Taylor Swift)

All rights go to Taylor and Hollywood Records

Bored to see you,

Go away.

I can give you a punch in the face.

Take a bat and hit yourself.

Saw you there and I thought,

Oh my god, look at that face,

You look like my next victim.

You're a joke, what a shame.

New methods, knives and slugs.

I can squash you like a little bug.

Ain't it funny how you squirmed?

And I bet you wished you were dead.

So here comes my blade,

I'm psyched to see where it will land.

Hold your scream and your breath,

I can make the big guy beg for my mercy.

So it's gonna be a long night,

And you're gonna go down your knees.

You can tell me when you can't speak,

If my charms are worth your pains.

Got a long list of dead boyfriends,

They'll warn you if they can.

Didn't you hear I love to play,

And you are my game.

Cause you're dumb and you're love blind,

I'll tell you you were wrong,

I will leave you breathless,

Or drain you from your blood.

Got a long list of dead boyfriends,

They'll warn you if they can.

But I got a cold heart, baby,

And you'll pay the price.

Bloody lips, broken arm,

I can show you what a psycho is.

Stolen jewels, laptop, shoes

You're the victim, baby, I'm the thief.

Find out what I took,

Not gonna give a clue.

And the worst is yet to come, oh yeah.

Writhing, crying, you're a freak,

I could make both your shoulders break.

Mad chamber filled with knives,

Leave you tied up like,

Oh my god, what the fuck?

I get drunk on your blood,

You're on your knees, beg to me.

Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

So it's gonna be a long night,

And you're gonna go down your knees.

You can tell me when you can't speak,

If my charms are worth your pains.

Got a long list of dead boyfriends,

They'll warn you if they can.

Didn't you hear I love to play,

And you are my game.

Cause you're dumb and you're love blind,

I'll tell you you were wrong,

I will leave you breathless,

Or drain you from your blood.

Got a long list of dead boyfriends,

They'll warn you if they can.

But I got a cold heart, baby,

And you'll pay the price.

Boys never learn from all their mistakes,

They keep playing, dating the bad women.

Boys never learn from all their mistakes,

They keep playing, dating the same women.

So it's gonna be a long night,

And you're gonna go down your knees.

You can tell me when you can't speak,

If my charms are worth your pains.

Got a long list of dead boyfriends,

They'll warn you if they can.

Didn't you hear I love to play,

And you are my game.

Cause you're dumb and you're love blind,

I'll tell you you were wrong,

I will leave you breathless,

Or drain you from your blood.

Got a long list of dead boyfriends,

They'll warn you if they can.

But I got a cold heart, baby,

And you'll pay the price.

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Ps. comment below if you want to request any songs and I might write a parody (and dedicate the chapter for you) <3