Funny Lyrics Parody

One More Hour

One More Night (Maroon 5)

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You and I eat pig, chicken, lamb chop,

Like we're going to die.

You and I go wild,

We keep chewing things,

And drinking ketchup.

You and I hungry and mentally broke,

We start eating dogs.

You and I still starved, yeah,

I know that we are like two mad men.

Yeah, but baby there you eat again,

There you eat again, making me eat too.

Yeah, I stopped thinking normal,

Thinking normal, eating Hank, my dog.

Got him stuck in my stomach,

In my stomach, like a bacteria.

And now I'm feeling stupid,

Feeling stupid, consuming my dog.

So I take my knife,

And I plan suicide.

That I'll only live with you one more hour.

And I know,

I said it only four times.

But I'll only live with you one more hour.

Try to tell me "no",

But Hank's soul keep telling me "yes".

Try to tell me "stop",

But Hank's voices got me so out of mind.

I'll be waking up in two hours, probably hating myself.

And I'll be waking up,

Feeling the heat and seeing satan of hell.

Yeah, but baby there you go again,

There you go again, making me confused.

(Making me confused.)

Yeah, I stopped hearing Hank's voice,

Hearing Hank's voice, only your voice.

(Hearing Hank's voice)

Got knife in my left hand,

In my left hand, ready to stab.

(Ready to stab)

And now I'm feeling stupid,

Feeling stupid, committing suicide.

So I drop my knife,

And I hope it dies.

That it'll only live to kill one more hour.

And I know,

Only living things can die,

But it'll only live to kill one more hour.

Yeah, baby, teach me one more math.

Yeah, educate me one more time.

Yeah, baby, give me one more hour.

Yeah, but baby don't you leave me here,

Don't you live me hear, with the psycho knife.

Yeah, I stopped using my head,

Using my head, try to kill the knife.

Got it dead on the counter,

On the counter, like a normal knife.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I take my phone,

And I call you, babe.

That I'll be living for the next decades.

And I know I sound like a two-year boy.

But I'll be with you for the next decades.

So I talk to you, and I hope you know (yeah, yeah)

I'm with you for more than one more hour (yeah, yeah)

And I know this is for the second time (yeah, yeah)

But I'll only stay with you if there's food (yeah, yeah)

Any food, but not dog.