MALL CHAOS

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Nishinoya POV

OK! Maalllll! No thoughts, head empty! Asahi! Tanaaakkkaaaaa! Doo doo doo do dah!

"BRO! Did you ask Asahi or did he ask you? GIVE ME DETAILS!" Tanaka pushes my shoulder. "Well! So, after I saw Asahi blushing I was like, HELL YEAH! Then I went to the room, he followed, and I'll let you fill in the storyline..." I smirk and continue on. Me and Asahi didn't do anything we just confessed and cuddled but I want to see what Tanaka would do. Tanaka gasped and did a dramatic motion. "So I'm the only straight guy on the team?"
"Are you straight?"
"Am I straight?" Tanaka questioned and started thinking. "I dunno dude." Tanaka shrugs his shoulders and starts talking to the group. I fall back and go near Asahi.
"Aaaaasaaahiii! Whatcha doin?" I peak at his phone and poke his side. It's fun messing with the giant guy with a giant heart! I look to the side and see Oikawa staring at a pole.
"Don't you fucking do it, Shittykawa!" Iwa said glancing at the on goers. Kageyama is chanting do it with Tanaka and I join in even though I have no clue what's going on.

Oikawa then does the unbelievable..... he spins on the pole and hangs upside down on it. "HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?" Suga yells pulling on Oikawa's sleeve. Iwa is facepalming and Kageyama has collapsed on the floor. Asahi is stunned and Suga is scolding Oikawa. I start laughing at the sight of Oikawa being scolded by Iwa AND Suga. Kenma has pretended like he doesn't know us and walked away.

Oikawa POV

"Iwaaa-Chaaan! So mean!" I groan at him. He hit my head and that hurt. The group starts walking on, the laughter dying down and I go really close to Iwa-Chan's ear.
"I was showing you what I could do~" I whisper and run forward to the front of the group. Now that we are dating, I want to see what happens when I bother him in public. I smile to myself and continue walking forward. "The maaaallllll!!" Chibi-Chan yells jumping up and down. I don't know how Kageyama fell for him! They are so opposite and they started off as rivals! "Wait, hold on! Because you all act like disappearing babies, if you get lost, text someone and go to the food court!" Suga says looking directly at Kageyama and Hinata. "Can't you let us live that down! We got lost once during a run!" Hinata pouts.

Iwa-channnn POV

Why in the absolute world! Would Oikawa say that. Like it's just, who does that? How did he learn to do that? I look over at Oikawa and he fucking winked at me. He looked me dead in the eyes and winked. "You good, Iwa-Chan~ you look flustered~" Oikawa speaks out and Akaashi looks to me. I cough and rub my face giving a thumbs up and walking quickly inside the mall. That bitch is just asking for it at this point! I'm gonna smack him if he continues.

Akaashi POV

Dumbass, blushing and shit in public. Oikawa is just messing with him because he knows Iwa won't do anything in public. See if I tried that shit I know for a fact Bokuto would- never mind. All I'm saying is Iwa and Oikawa are both dumbasses and increasingly obvious. Anyways, I really hope Kuroo and Bokuto don't do anything dumb as hell.

"Kuroo!" Bokuto attempts a whisper.
"Yeah?"
"We should-" Me and Kenma both look at them, shake our heads and walk away together. Me and Kenma already discussed beforehand we are gonna leave those two to their own devices and I'll walk with Kenma to the game store. Honestly, I am having second thoughts about leaving those two but if anything Suga can keep them in check.

Suga POV

They left them and now they disappeared. Akaashi and Kenma walked off and I turned for a second! ONE SECOND! Kuroo and Bokuto are gone.

Someone is going to die or get sent to jail. Tanaka and Noya are already being loud, Kageyama and Hinata are trying to race to the volleyball store, Tsukishima has already insulted Hinata 3 times, Iwaizumi is texting Akaashi to attempt to get away from chaos central, and I'm stressed.

So, I do what every good mother does in a dire situation. I walked away and let them handle themselves. Daichi has also decided to join me in getting away.

*Chaotic is this groups collective name! Oikawa is a spirit animal and the responsible people have departed. I miss being with my friends and causing trouble like this :(

~Author who misses their friends and says "FUCK CORONA!"

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