Multi-Fandom smutshots/oneshots

≧ furry!russiaxamerica⚣🚫

Yep, I'm bored and we all know that a fellow Mexican weeb can't stay bored for long periods or they'll laugh like the crackhead they are and giggle like kokichi all night while thinking about the hentai they read yesterday, or is that just me?

Anyway, this is gonna be Rusame (Russia[top] x America[bottom]) as Russia a wolf boi and America- well America would just be his bootiful self

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T h u n d e r

{*insert thunderstorm in the background and America searching in a fridge in a random cabin*}

"Ughh, Australia, where did you leave my spare packet of toilet paper?"

"..what"

"what? I know I left some over in case of this happening, now where did you leave it?"

"you're looking in the fridge for toilet paper?" he lifted his brow

"of course I am! Where else could It have gone?!"

Australia chuckled "uh, the cabinet where you left it?"

"...."
"God why am I so dumb" he facepalmed

"I don't know, maybe it's because you just sit in your office all day watching cat videos instead of doing something useful during quarantine?"

"what? Pfft, I don't do that, I just read mang-"
"I meannnn"
"I work on important things and not just watch cats videos like you do."

"..I think you hang around Japan too much, She's intoxicating you, you're turning into one of them!"

"what?"

"A weaboooooooooooooo" he whispered, making it seem like it was a bad thing

"Pfft no, But I bet you are"

"I'm not even friends with her! How can I be one?!"

"uh, I don't know, why do you hang around China so much, and in quarantine no less?"

"uh"
"well, that's different! He's my friend"

"I prove my point."

"Japan is turning you into a weeb, I just know it."

"..not as much as Canada and Ukraine talk on zoom and secretly hit on each other"

"..."
".true but-"

"haha, wanna talk about how we ship Canada and Ukraine?"

"no"
"Not until we talk about you and japan"

"w-what? She's just a friend! Don't get any ideas!"

"okayyy"

"tch, I'm heading to the store to get more toilet paper"

"...what.."

and just like that America left to get toilet paper even though the other toilet paper was in the cabinet.

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•~•America's POV•~•

I left and was heading to the forest to chill, didn't expect is to have company while there.

I only heard footsteps at the time but thought it was my footsteps. After a while, I realized something isn't right...

Someone or something tackled me, it seemed bigger or larger than me so I tripped and fell at the impact of us, my sunglasses fell off due to it. At this point I doubted it was an accident, The person had a...ushanka on? Yeah, they had a gray Ushanka covering most of their face so I couldn't tell who it was.