Saturday 2:34 AM

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"Hey."

"Thank you for buying me all that food last night."










"I ONLY BOUGHT YOU IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY MONEY!"











"I appreciate your generosity and kindness towards the situation."











"I appreciate the ¥2,136 you fucking owe me."
(20 in USD)










"Really? I don't owe you anything? How sweet!"











"I regret ever asking you to go."











"Awww, I had fun too!"











"STFU"

"Bitch you almost fell asleep like 3 times!"











"Just because I'm tired doesn't mean I'm not having fun."

"I wish I fell asleep during your rant about the quality of the food."











"OK LISTEN!"

"EVEN BAD CONVENIENCE STORE FOOD NEEDS A RATING!"











"Your rant was boring."

"Worth it though"











"Worth it? Tf you mean."











"I got free food out of it."









"YOU DIDNT GET FREE FOOD YOU FUCKER!"











"Plus you looked oddly happy, while you cursed about how disgusting the food is."











"Sometimes I just like to trash things."











"'Sometimes'"

"You love to trash things."











"Shut the fuck up!"

"I can trash whatever I want!"

"For example omfg if Denki texts me one more cat picture I'm personally going to murder him!"











"Cat pictures? Tell him to send me them instead."











"Gladly."











"Speaking of him, Denki asked me out. Lately he has been flirting with me. It's honestly weird."







"Yes. I know. He makes sure he tells me everything."











"I do think it's a joke though. He has a hard time concealing his laughter."











"Yeah it fucking is!"

"The dumbass is doing it to piss me off."











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