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"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU"





"No thank you."





"WHERE THE HELL IS STRAWBERRY?"





"You mean the big cat plushie you have?"





"."

"YES THE BIG CAT PLUSH I HAVE! WHERE IS IT?"





"The one I gave you last night?"





"WHERE IS IT BASTARD!"





"I took it back."

"I missed strawberry."





"YOU MADE ME FUCKING TAKE IT! DEAL WITH THE DAMN CONSEQUENCES!"





"How dare you call strawberry an it."

"She is a beautiful lady."





"SHES A FUCKING CAT PLUSHIE SHOTO!"





"Shoto?"





"Dumbass*"





"No, no. You sent Shoto."





"I have no idea what you're fucking talking about."

"NOT ME! NO BITCH!"





"I can scroll up and see the text? You obviously said Shoto."

"Does that mean I can call you by your first name?"





"NO!"

"STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT! WHERE IS STRAWBERRY!"





"You would rather talk about your love for the beautiful strawberry than you calling me by my first name?"





"Ya know, I'd rather not talk to you at all."





"Fine. I took strawberry back. I missed her, I regret ever giving you the opportunity to have her."





"YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU MADE ME TAKE THE DUMBASS CAT PLUSH! JUST SO YOU WOULD TAKE IT BACK LATER!"





"Yes."





"Strawberry is ugly anyway."





"That's not funny."





"Its facts. Your stupid cat plush looks like dog shit!"





"That's your opinion, Katsuki."





"WOW"





"What's wrong?"

"Katsuki."





"STOP IT"





"Do you prefer Pom or Katsuki?"





"NEITHER!"

"Do you prefer dumbass or failure? Maybe Daddy Issues McGee or the failed Zuko."





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