Incorrect Naruto Quotes [Part 2]

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Mikoto, trying to cheer up her Drama Queen sons: If I were a drink, I'd be a Cherry Vanilla Coke. What would you two be?

Itachi: bleach

Sasuke: sewage

Mikoto: okay calm down edgelords

Some of these quotes aren't mine!!! Some belong to the beautiful geniuses of vine, or movies, or just in general, whom I will try to credit every time I do one if possible and I don't lose patience. K byeeeeeee

This is literally something I'm doing bc I think it's funny and I'm actually so bored during quarantine pls send help

Warning: very foul language from here on out probably-

Also these will mostly be team 7 familial vibes but this may also include:

- Lowkey Depressed Kakashi and Itachi
- Sasuke Has Insomnia????
- Yamato is the Mom occasionally
- Sakura is basically the tired older sister that constantly has to babysit her annoying family so they don't kill each other
- Madara and Hashirama bullying each other
- Sarada and Boruto bullying each other
- the entirety of Team 7 bullying each other
- Kakashi = reckless one who literally has no shame
- Kakashi bullying basically everyone
- Everyone bullying Sasuke
- Sasuke strikes back???? Sometimes???
- there is literally so much bullying I don't even know

Will have VERY SUBTLE canon ship undertones. Not enough to be super prominent, but obviously there. Don't worry, they're very rare and shouldn't bother people who don't actually ship SasuSaku or NaruHina, if they want to enjoy some random humor too.

Good luck getting through this. I got through all 200 parts that Wattpad allowed in the last book, Incorrect Naruto Quotes (or INQ part 1), and I'm doing this again because it's fun. I have all 200 parts written in this book, too, so have fun reading these. I'll try to post around 10 quotes per day, because I've already done them all, so we'll see.

Unless I happen to die before I finish this, in which case I relegate the duty to peanut1964 to get on my account and post the unpublished ones in my honor, bc I love these sm XDD incorrect quotes are what i live for

Anyway enjoy loves