𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘺 [permanent hiatus]

𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕺𝖓𝖊

"Hello, my name is Kaminari, I work here at target. if your life is tragic and you have nothing better to do, come work here! Me and you can meme AND have crippling depression together.."
Y/N snickered as she heard this over the speakers. She adjusted her target shirt, pushing the flatbed she was holding onto forward. Kaminari walked around the corner. His eyes widened when he saw the flatbed full of their new orders. "Ah, Kaminari, great! Why don't you help me with this." He turned around. "Don't you leave on me!" "I just remembered that my shift is over!!" she sighed, knowing he had two hours left of his shift.

She noticed some pre-teen boys in the womens aisle, and knew it would be trouble. She heard snickers and footsteps as they trailed away. She sighed again. kids are soooo annoying.

She saw "Target is Gay" spray painted on the floor when she had arrived. She snickered loudly before grabbing her cell phone. She snapped a picture before calling Kaminari.

"Kaminari! the kids on aisle four spray painted 'target is gay' and i've never seen something more accurate!"

She was still mad at him for leaving her alone, so she hung up before he could answer.

ding.

my bby 🥺
wait rlly? send me a pic
i wanna see

CEO OF GAY 🤠🏳️‍🌈
aight bet

CEO OF GAY 🤠🏳️‍🌈 sent one attachment.

my bby 🥺
wow lol

CEO OF GAY 🤠🏳️‍🌈
come here by aisle four, i have an idea.

She locked her phone, pushing it back down into her pocket. She saw a yellow flash down the opposite aisle, 5. The human Pikachu arrived. "We should joust with the pool noodles!" She said with excitement. He laughs before replying, "Yes!! I will get them!" The pool aisle was near by, so it didnt take long. Her pool noodle was green, its her favorite color; Kaminaris was yellow, because thats HIS favorite color.

She hit him in the stomach.. and he hit her head as a response. Her hair frizzed as they heard a yell. "Kaminari! Y/N! Why are you two always hitting each other with something?!" It was the manager. She grabbed the two pool noodles and hitting them square on the head.

"You just hit us though!" Y/N complained before folding her arms against her chest, puffing her cheeks.

"I am your MANAGER. You know what? Go to the employee room both of you! You can do the budget now."

"THATS NOT IN OUR JOB DESCRIPTION!" Y/N yelled.

"NEITHER IS JOUSTING WITH POOL NOODLES! WHATS NEXT, PVC PIPES?"

"hmph, now that you say that.."

"NO! BUDGET IS YOUR DUTY NOW."

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totally NOT inspired by MIKANN-- s Walmart 💀 lemme know if you actually like this-