The Slytherin common room had Draco's rants about Harry memorized. In fact, it helped them concentrate. While they were doing homework they would subconsciously mouth it. While in class they would tap their quill to the words. And when Draco ranted, they could follow along. When Draco and Harry FINALLY got together the whole Slytherin common room threw a party about how they didn't have to listen o the old, "Stupid Pottah and his stupid sexy bed hair! Curse him for being so attractive!"
Nothing prepared them for the rants that followed the night Harry proposed..... they still have PTSD from it, mouthing it in their sleep.
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Slytherin headcannons
FanfictionThis is exactly what the title says! SLytherin headcannons, sorry if one of them was yours but I try not to copyright. If I copy one, please tell me in the comments so I can credit the person who came up with it! Slow updates so please be patient!