Why Daryl Dixon is Perfect

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- He uses a cross bow instead of a gun. Noise attracts walkers obviously 

- He has a loud ass motorcycle that completely defeats the purpose of reason 1

- He's actually an interesting character 

- He's got everybody's back, no matter what.

- He's attractive

- He made a necklace of walker ears

- He has witty comebacks

- He curses

- He's bad ass

- He doesn't trust anyone

- He's never caught off guard

- He's pretty fly for a white guy

- He almost killed himself trying to find Sofia

- He has more fangirls than Rick oops

- He accidentally impaled himself with an arrow then pulled it out of himself and used the same arrow to kill a walker. What did you do today huh?

- He can make anyone feels better

- He's always first to take down a walker

- Yes he is a bad ass with a crossbow and a loud ass motorcycle. But quite Frankly,he could kill you with a spoon.

- Once a walker bit Daryl's leg. after three days of excruciation pain, and unbearable fever, the walker died. 

- He's not stupid. He knows to aim at the head, unlike the prisoners

- He gets pissed off easily

- He takes nobody's shit

- He, is an independent white man who don't need no wo-man

- He's so amazing, he's not even in the comics

- Has barley and screen time, yet is everyone's favourite

- He took an arrow to the side. An arrow to the knee is too mainstream for Daryl

- He has an endless amount of arrows

-  " shoot me again, you best pray I'm dead"

- Do not speak to Daryl unless spoken to

- Only real men wear Walker ear necklaces

- He survived: being in the forest by himself, with hallucinations and had to find his own water and food. He got an arrow to the back. Killed many walkers. Returned home and got shot.

- He doesn't need to wash his clothes

- in all honestly, if they're was a zombie Apocalypse, how much would you want him with you

- Daryl doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says "now"

- Daryl doesn't need twitter. He's already following you.

- When Daryl talks, you shut the fuck up

- When you think he is dead. he's not.

- If you had 70 watermellons and Daryl has 50, then you have less watermelones than Daryl

- it is now 3 am and I am writing about how perfect Dayl is

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