From Another World (Zoro × Reader)

[ 5 - ZORO IS A JERK ]

"Leeett'sss partaaaaayyyyyy!" You swung your arm at Zoro while holding your cup of alcohol

"Get your hands off me!" snarled Zoro as he tried to drink.

"Aww, come on! Don't be like that!" You laughed, face tinted in red because of the alcohol. Suddenly, you stopped laughing and stared at his face intensely, bringing your face closer to his face.

Zoro backed away, eyebrow twitching. He asked in annoyance, "What now?"

"Say, don't you look like Roronoa Zoro?" You said. "You know, the badass swordsman in One Piece? The one with grass hair? The one who always gets lost? ...You seriously don't know him? Are ya living under a rock? I mean, even if you don't watch One Piece, you could have seen or heard of him. And, you call yourself an otaku?"

"I am Roronoa Zoro! What the hell are you talking about? I never said anything about being an otaku! I don't even know what you mean by that!" snarled Zoro.

"HAHAHAHA! You're a funny dude, ya know!" You laughed. You looked on both sides before looking at Zoro. Leaning closer, you whispered, "Hey, I'm gonna tell you something. Don't tell anybody, okay?"

"Uh, sure?"

"Actually, I got sent in the One Piece world! I know! Very absurd and unbelievable! It only happens on isekai animes but it's true! So yeah, I met Zoro there! He's a total jerk! Like, I haven't even spend a week with him and I already don't like him. He's hot, sure. I mean, he was one of my husbands after all! But still a jerk!" You slammed the cup you were holding. "You should just replace Zoro! You tooootally look like him but you personality is sooo much more better than his!"

Zoro looked at you as if you're some sort of lunatic. Well, you kind of are for the moment...

"And you probably have much more better sense of direction than him." You added.

"My sense of direction is just fine!" snapped Zoro.

"Right? You should totally replace him. His sense of direction is crap. Like, total crap. A toddler could do better than him." You hummed.

Tick marks appeared on Zoro's forehead as he clenched his fist tightly, trying hard not to punch you. "What the hell are you even gushing on about? One Piece? Are you talking about the treasure? Anime?"

"I see that you're confused. Let me educate you, my child."

Then, you proceeded to talk about how amazing One Piece is for the rest of the night. You definitely said some major spoilers there. Lucky for you, Zoro already fell asleep after few minutes of your nonsense. After some time, you fell asleep too, sprawled out like a starfish.

The next day, after sobering up, you begged Nami to lend some of her clothes to you but she kept charging you. You don't want to have a debt everytime you change clothes.

Guess I have to pull that card.

"You know, I don't know if my parents are alive... I don't even remember them. I really wish you could help me out, you know... I don't have money and have an amnesia." You said.

That came outta nowhere but, the sympathy card always work! You snickered in your mind.

"No, (Y/N)." said Nami firmly. "It's just 100 berries per clothes, pretty cheap if you ask me. It raises by 10% each day though."

"Come on! That's not cheap at all! I literally have zero money and who knows when will I be earning some! It's just for a few days until I get on my own clothes! It's not like I'm gonna shit all over the clothes everytime I borrow it!"