Aqua: Achoo!
Kazuma: Aw, do you have a cold? Take care.
Aqua: Kazuma, you sound a little stuffy yourself. I'll finish mending your tracksuit in a jiffy.
Kazuma: You shouldn't have put it in the fireplace.
Aqua's stomach starts to growl as I continue eating popcorn.
Kazuma: Oh my, Are you hungry?
Aqua: Now that I think about it, I still haven't had breakfast yet.
Kazuma: You're the one who got carried away and used all our money on drinks.
Aqua's stomach starts to growl again as they fall silent. I threw popcorn at them as Aqua started crying.
Aqua: But everyone was drinking and having fun!
Kazuma stands over her with Aqua's expensive bottle of liquor as he stands with a dead stare.
Aqua: That looks like the expensive liquor I was hiding under my bed.
Kazuma: The pawnshop must be open by now.
Megumin: Come, Chomusuke.
[Y/N]: Hey, Megumin. Watch this.
I threw a popcorn as it flew right into Aqua's mouth that was yelling out yap.
Kazuma: How can you say that when you burned my tracksuit? We'll sell that scarf too.
Aqua: What are you saying? This scarf is part of my identity as a goddess. I can't sell this. Are you stupid? Stop joking.
Kazuma: .....Steal!
Kazuma steals Aqua's scarf as Megumin and I continue to watch. I looked inside my popcorn box to see nothing.
[Y/N]: Aw, I'm all out. Oh well.
Just then a lady burst in as we all looked at who it was.
???: [Y/N]! Help me! Please!
We all looked at her as her blonde hair and blue eyes reminded me of Darkness but this could not possibly be her.
[Y], K, A, M: Who are you?
-w-
Intro plays
-w-
We stared at the lady as I just looked at her confused.
[Y/N]: Have we met before?
???: *moans*
[Y/N] in the background: The heck? She likes that?
???: [Y/N], save the joke for later!
[Y/N]: No way, it really is Darkness. We were worried about you.
Aqua goes running after Darkness and cries in her boobs.
Aqua: Darkness! Kazuma... Kazuma.... he stripped me and is trying to sell off my most important thing!
Kazuma: Hey! Choice of words!
Megumin: Darkness, welcome home.
Darkness: it's good to be back. You have a cat?
Megumin: I won't ask what happened. You shoukd take a relaxing bath and heal your heart and body.
Darkness: What are you saying? I'm more curious about the special play Aqua was...
Aqua: What a lovely dress. It's expensive.
YOU ARE READING
Konosuba X MaleReader //Harem//
Fanfictionyour name was [Y/N] [L/N]. You were born as an active guy but your bestfriend, Satou Kazuma, is a shut in. you always wondered why he was a shut in. after a light jog you saved a woman from a truck and ended up with a new story.