"Hey, welcome to Annoying Your Brother 101!! I'm your host Kanata Nijo. And this is my co-host, Kenta Satozuka!" Kanata grinned. Kenta gave him a strange look. "I thought you said that-" "Aaaaaaanyways, time for the show!!"
"Alright, lesson one! To annoy your brother, you've gotta follow him everywhere." Kanata said, and pressed a button which showed a screen with a diagram on it. "A very good tip for annoying your brother is to stand just in his doorway, then when he says, 'Get out of my room!' just say, 'I'm not in your room!!'" He laughed.
Kenta groaned. He took out his phone and texted the GYROAXIA group chat.
Kenta: Somebody please help me. I'm stuck with Kanata Nijo and he's running some livestream or something about how to annoy your brother. It's driving me insane.
Ryo: LMAO ROFL!!!! I told you not to go there XD
Miyuki: LOL, we're not coming to get you.
Reon: I'm busy right now, and I probably will be for the rest of the day. Sorry Kenta-san, but you got yourself into this one.
Kenta sighed. He knew not to accept anything from εpsilonΦ, but he couldn't believe that Kanata had lied about it being a special practice. No, wait...he could absolutely believe Kanata would lie about something like that. Probably on Shu's orders. Kenta was beginning to think of ways to sneak out before his phone buzzed.
Nayuta: I'm heading over there right now. Tell that bitch Kanata he better be out of my sight before I kick his ass to the moon and back.
Kenta grinned. He knew Nayuta would help him. Even if it wasn't because he cared about him, Nayuta hated εpsilonΦ with a passion. Probably because they were getting a lot more popular. Even so, Kenta didn't want to watch a fight happen.
He stood next to Kanata. "Hey, Nayuta-san's coming to pick me up. He said, and I quote, 'Tell that bitch Kanata he better be out of my sight before I kick his ass to the moon and back.' So, you should probably go. I'll wait outside." Kenta said politely, and he left the building. Kanata didn't raise any objections.
Kenta smiled when he saw Nayuta walking towards him. "You better not accept anything from that bitch ever again, because next time I'm leaving you there to suffer. I'm only coming to pick you up because I'm in a good mood today." Nayuta growled. Kenta was about to say something, and Nayuta snapped at him. "And NO, I'm not telling you why." He added. Kenta sighed. "I was going to say thank you, Nayuta-san." He corrected, and the two left in silence.
Kanata walked into the living room and flopped onto the couch. "So, what happened?" Shu asked, noticing that Kanata looked defeated. "Well, he called Nayuta Asahi. Who threatened to beat me up." He explained, much to Shu's delight. "Ahahaha- maybe Nayuta is his boyfriend." Shu joked, with a malicious light in his eyes.
"Could you two shut up? You're being too loud." Haruka snapped, slamming his bedroom door. "Well Shu, I wasn't able to piss off Kenta, but I know someone else to bother." Kanata smiled as he opened the door and stepped into Haruka's room.
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FanfictionHey!! I promise I'll keep working on Project: Epsilon Phi, but I wanted to make some stuff that wasn't a full-fledged story, like each chapter is its own thing. This is probably gonna focus more on GYROAXIA than other bands, because they're my favor...