The Joys of Home Schooling

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The schools will be shutting the kids are all glad

How hard will it be being taught by mum or dad

How hard can it be to teach your own child?

The teachers just nodded and casually smiled


If it gets hard, they know what to do

They pretend to go for a wee or a poo

It is the fifth time already you can't need to go

The crack in the calmness are starting to show


The maths book is out and carefully arranged

The answers are the same, but the methods have changed

How hard can it be to add numbers together?

But the methods now used seem to take forever


The online support appears to continually fail

As more work arrives via the teachers e mail

Your Childs resistance continues to harden

So, you give up and go out and play in the garden


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