Peter parker prank book

Drunk

Peter's pov

So the avengers all went out on a mission and they also took Harley with them -_-. So Imma play a prank on them. I think Tony, Pepper and probably Steve will shout at me, Sam will be a bitch, Harley will cry or shout and the others I have no clue.

I put empty wine bottles on the living room table and poured some Apple juice into a wine glass.

2 hours later

The avengers and Harley walked in looking happy, a few of them stopped upon seeing the wine bottles on the table and Peter staring at the wall.

Tony pov

I stopped when I walked in the room seeing Peter. This. Could. Not. Be. Happening. I'm such a bad parent and now my kid is acting like me. Tears filled my eyes as I watched him stare at the wall, fingers twitching.

Pepper's pov

My mind raced with questions as I saw my baby sitting on the couch obviously drunk... Did he see Tony doing this and thought it was cool?? Has he done it before?

Steve's pov

The normally adorable cinnamon roll was sitting on the couch drunk. What. The. Fuck.

Nat's pov

мы бабы спидер шас ситтинг он тче цоуцч друнк. И диднёт царе иф ит шас чим ригчт нош, и неедед то челп чим. (My baby spider was sitting on the couch drunk. I didn't care if he did it right now, I need to see if he's ok.)

Clint's pov

Me, Loki and Scott were all in on the prank and I have to admit he was doing great.

Rhode's pov

I only had three words

I

Am

Disappointed

Bruce's pov

It was so unhealthy the amount of bottles around he could freaking die!!

Loki's pov

This.is.hilarious

Thor's pov

Something happened to The man of spider's but I'm not gonna ask

Scott's pov

Tony is legit crying.

Sam's pov

I always hated him but now I despise him.

Harley's pov

My mind couldn't process this. My boyfriend is on the couch drunk. Wtf. He promised me he would never get drunk!

Peter's pov

 Harley was frozen in shock

Sam was just stood in the corner hatefully looking at me

Tony was crying

Pepper was shouting at Tony

"What the fuck Peter you promised me you would never get drunk! I fucking hate you!!"

I fell off the couch and banged my head on the glass table smashing it and all the glasses on top of it.

"I-I-it was a prank"

My face was full of blood and my hands had small cuts all over them

Everybody started to fuss around me but I wouldn't let them.

Harley came towards me with a glass of water but I refused it.

I started coughing blood and ended up fainting.

"This kid is gonna be the death of me." Tony said sarcastically