Your P.O.V.
You are now having a group conversation with Manuel, Mario, Ahaaa, Basti, and 13 other people.
You: who are you people and why am i here in your group chat?
You: hellooooo
Ahaaa: you're funny benni
Thomas: last time i checked you were in the team
Thomas: hence us naming this group conversation 'the squad room'
You: who the hell is benni?
You: i hate to break it to you guys but i am not benni???
Mesut: someone got too drunk the other night...
Manuel: who got drunk?
Manuel: benni got drunk last night??
Manuel: does jogi know???
You: uHM EXCUSE ME BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE CONFUSED ONE HERE???
You: ugh why am i here having a conversation with immature boys who named their contact names as the players from germany nt
You: id rather have a conversation with the real players thanks
You: im guessing you guys are die mannschaft af?
Erik: What is 'af'?
Mario: erik's so cute he actually pays attention to capital letters and grammar etiquette ^_^
Andre: i'm guessing it's an abbreviation for 'as fuck'??
You: HI ERIK
Basti: i thought you don't know us?
Basti: why are you saying hi to erik if you know none of us
Mats: is bastian playing along with benedikt's game
Matthias: cute
Andre: IM 1D AF
Andre: just putting it up there
You: at least someone here surfs the internet
You: glad to know that andre :) niall's mine ok
Toni: can someone just kick me out of this group conversation
Toni: my phone keeps on beeping
Toni: im tryung to sleep
Toni: *trying
Basti: yo benni you didn't answer my previous question
Basti: why did you say hi to erik
You: since all of you are pretending to be the die mannschaft players im guessing whoever plays erik in this conversation is cute because erik durm is cute
Erik: Thanks Ben :)
Sami: y'all noisy af
Sami: thanks ben for the cool new term
Sami: im going to start using it now
Philipp: ...not you too, sami
You: okay i must admit you guys are pretty cool for a rowdy group of boys
You: it's 2 o'clock in the morning and i must get my beauty sleep
You: i'm going to watch the spain match in the morning
You: la furia roja bitches!
Mesut: Ben, you're really drunk.
Mesut: it's still 5 in the evening
You have left the group conversation.
Benedikt Höwedes is now added to a group conversation with Manuel, Mario, Ahaaa, Basti, and 13 more people.
Jerome: guys I tried adding the contact I have of benedikt from my phone
Jerome: who invited that fraud benni into our conversation
Manuel: wait what
Thomas: what
Ahaaa: I bet boateng is playing with us :)
Ahaaa: why are you teaming up with benni
Benedikt Höwedes: guys y'all drunk
Benedikt Höwedes: we're being serious
Benedikt Höwedes: the ben you were previously having a conversation with is not me
Mario: why is this creepy
Mario: :(
Mario: I just talked to a stranger
Benedikt Höwedes: ...
Marco: uhm, sorry to break it to you guys... but a certain someone named marco who got left behind in dortmund is trying to get his sleep
Marco: but his goddamn phone keeps on beeping
Marco: why can't you just roam around the streets of brazil ffs
Erik: What is 'ffs'?
Marco has left the group conversation.
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The Squad Room || DFB
Fanfic[CHAT ROOM] In which one of the Die Mannschaft members entered the wrong number into their group conversation.
