(in which our star crossed fuckers geek out and bond over dead people stories haha fun :) )
Sunday, 10:59p.m.
cconfusdllama: hey random but,,
cconfusdllama: you like jazz? lol jkjk
cconfusdllama: shakespeare? you like?
Bootyyyshaker9000: Was A Midsummer Night's Dream higher than the melting point of tungsten?
cconfusdllama: HAH DEADASS
cconfusdllama: also I had to google that lmao stop flexing your brains ; ;
Bootyyyshaker9000: I can't help being smart
cconfusdllama: Never Have I Ever wanted to punch a screen so badly
Bootyyyshaker9000: Physically impossible.
cconfusdllama: thou art a boil, a plague sore.
Bootyyyshaker9000: King Lear is Shakingspeare
cconfusdllama: Congratulations
cconfusdllama: just for that pun you are temporarily redeemed of your sins
cconfusdllama: William Shookethspeared
Bootyyyshaker9000: Was that first line a Hamilton reference?
cconfusdllama: ADKKDKDAKAKAMMSMSM YES
Bootyyyshaker9000: Wow enthusiastic
Bootyyyshaker9000: You could say that you're
cconfusdllama: istg if you say helpless
Bootyyyshaker9000: HELPLESS
cconfusdllama: NO
cconfusdllama: will you ever be satisfied of making puns
cconfusdllama: oh wait shit no-
Bootyyyshaker9000: I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED
cconfusdllama: goddammit,, nice going angelica he was right
Bootyyyshaker9000: NO I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED
YOU ARE READING
an O N L I N E thing || Donatello x Reader
FanfictionThe shit you end up telling strangers online is unbelievable. INCOMING MESSAGE FROM Bootyyyshaker9000... . . . "My brother just deemed Trixie as best pony. Disgusting." cover is shit and half-assed but it's by me @ 2am what do you expect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
