Me: Hello, and welcome to the special event for the anime couples! -crowd cheers- From now till later, we will meet and hear about these couples love story -crowd cheers even louder- So let start this thing! Now, introducing our first couple! This carrot-colored hair 16 year old boy, and has got a hell of an attitude, Ichigo Kurosaki!! -crowd goes crazy-!
Ichigo: Hey,my hair is not carrot-colored, and I DON'T have an "attitude" as you put it!
Me: Ok, whatever,I say it as I see it -putting my hands up surrendering while chuckling-. Next,we have Ichigo's big time crush; IchiRuki fans, meet Rukia Kuchiki -crowd of ichiRuki fans go wild-!
Rukia: I am honored to be here- smiling respectfully-
Ichigo: Aren't you even mad?!
Rukia: Why should I be, Ichigo? We all know that you like me, be mature Ichigo, and try not to embarrass me.
Ichigo: But Ruk-!
Me: Moving on -after cutting Ichigo off- the hotshot tatood red head ,knows Rukia from child hood, Renji ! -Most of the girls faint-.
Renji: Yo! -The girls who hadn't fainted from before, now faint-
Me: What's up?! Wow, renji you managed to get most of the girls in here to faint. He just started laughing and apologized. Today is going to be an interesting show, I can feel it! Next couple I'm going to call out is Hitsugaya Toushiro and his beloved beauty, Karin Kurosaki! -evryone is so happy, and cheering that they can't seem to stop. Toushiro walks out hand in hand with Karin. He might have tried to look serious, but failed terribly. I mean he was holding his love's hand.The boys started cheering for Karin, but she just laughed it away. Toushiro however could not let this slide. He gently nudged her in front of himself. She didn't notice. He turned back to the crowd of boys,and glared at them with his cold, icy, blue eyes threatening them.
Me: Wow, now that's a boyfriend for ya!
Toushiro: What?
Me: Nothing
Karin: Ok then- she said while resting here head on Toushiro's shoulder-( btw this is kind of like a talkshow with sofas and tables on the stage) Toushiro just smiled.
Toushiro's mind: Yes! Karin is leaning on my shoulder, i don't know why, but I can never be serious with her even if she was annoying. I'm such an idiot, stupid Toushiro!
Me: Anyways,lol; Let's bring out the next couple. This couple has a funny relationship. who knew opposites could attract!?(if you dont kno y this couple belong together watch bleach ep.206) Come on out, Kisuke Urahara and Soi Fon! -everyone aws in astonishment- Im not suprised thpugh, they seem like the perfect couple! Kisuke comes out, but wheres Soifon?
kisuke: Soi Fon, dear, please come on out.
Soifon: -while whispering loudly- I don't want to , I'm not willing to, and I'm not going to, got that Kisuke?!
Kisuke: Ok, then....I don't want to have to do this. -then,with just a blink of an eye, Kisuke was already on the sofa with Soifon on his lap. Her face was sooo red, i thought she might explode. Kisuke was just sitting there smiling innocently.
Soifon: Why can't you leave me alone?
Kisuke: You already know why- he leans into her ear when he whispers ''because I love you''.
Soifon: Oh stop it! She said while blushing even harder than she was before looking to the side
Kisuke: I only said it because it's true -he said smirking-
Soifon: I'll make you pay for this, Kisuke, mark my words! Kisuke suddenly understood what she meant when she said that.-oh please no, not that, he thought- she smiled evily!
Kisuke: No, please no, I'm sorry! -he said with pleading eyes- I wa.. was just kidding-laughing nervously- Soifon just simply crossed her arms, legs, and put her chin up high while slightly turned. Kisuke was on his knees trying to sweet talk her, just makng her blush furiously.
Me: Continuing...this couple is a mysterious couple, hahaha! So I bring to you, Gin Ichimaru and Rangiku Matsumoto! -crowd is breathless- Gin comes on to the stage with his creepy smile and smiles at the crowd sending shivers down their backs.- crowd hesitates, and anime sweatdrops-
Rangiku: Oh stop it, Gin! You're scaring the whole audience! -while lipping her hair- -all the boys fell back and got nose bleeds- Gin stops smiling and looks at Rangiku.
Gin: Rangiku-chan, you tell me to stop smiling, but I'm telling you not to look so hot in front of other boys. He then resumes back to smiling mode. He lends out his hand to her, and she takes while wondering what he was talking about before.
rangiku's mind: Neh? What is he talikng about? Ohhh, i see , i'm so sexy , I don't even have to try! I am so cool- while laughing proudly-
Gin: Rangiku? Earth to Rangiku?
Rangiku: Huh? Oh , sorry- while rubbing her hand on the back of her head laughing apolligetically-
Gin: My my , someones full of them self, wouldnt wantch ya' to be conceited now would ya'?
Rangiku: You know it's true! Don't come at me when you have that creepy smile of yours.
Gin: Can the creepy smile do thsi?
Rangiku: wha-! -Gin kisses her- -every one literally dies- so it almost becomes a make-out session, when i stop them
Me: Guys, this is a pg 13 story, now, alright?( someone has to be the parent of here XDD!) Weow! Funny couple, um, I like that! Next couple is even more hilarious! No Lie! They can make violence look hysterical! Shinji and Hiy-!
Hiyori: Haii yaaa!!!- she kickedShinji in the face, and she landed perfectly...on his face.
Shinji: Ow! Hiyori! What the hell did you do that for? Hiyori was about to answer when she saw that she bumped inot a shelf and it was about to fall on her. she knew she couldbn't dodge it, but she tried.
Hiyori: oh shit...
Shinji: Damn!- He got up and pushed Hiyori and himself out of the way with him landing on top of her.- the crowd dares not make a sound to break the moment- Hiyori comes back to conscienceness when she sees Shinji on top of her. Her anger built up and bulit, waiting for him to get off which he made no effort to. she punched him right in the face sending him on his back and giving him a nose bleed to think about.
Shinji: Hiyori!!!???!!! Why the hell did you do that??!!
Hiyori: You know why, you dickhead! What the hell is your problem getting your fatself on top of me ya dickehead?! whats the big idea!?
Shinji: I did that to protect and save you, you stupid idiot!!!
Hiyori: Tell it to the judge, pervert!
Me: See, i told you their relationship was funny with violence. Those are the bleach couples for now! In the next chapter, it will be a whole set of couples but froma nother show called......SHUGO CHARA!!!! {dont know what it is? Search it up and start watching, i promise you it the best show ever X)}
----authors note------
hope u guys enjoyed that, the next part will be even more funnier!!!!
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Ths Spetacular Anime Couples Special
FanficThis is basically a fanfiction where we see the couples of Anime charcetrs come together. We see how they see it. We also get to see how the girls really think about the boys while seeing a competition for revenge. Boys Vs Girls!
