note: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUN IDEA DONT JUDGE ME,
also yeah this is shitpost-y
AND THERE ARE SWEARS AHEAD!!
ALSO, THERE ARE SEVERAL SHIPS AHEAD PROBALY (I'm so sorry but it has to be done)
SO EXPECT THE FOLLOWING :
Teruteru x Nekomaru
Sonia x Chiaki
Nagito x Hajime
Mikan x Ibuki
Fuyuhiko x Peko
Kazuichi x Gundham
Mahiru x Hiyoko
If you're not a fan of them,, I m s orr y
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Hajime made a Group Chat
Hajime added 15 other people to the Group
Hajime: Okay, before you ask. "Why did you do this" I just wanted to say; I thought it was a fun idea.
Kazuichi: IM ABOUT TO COMMIT SEVERAL WAR CRIMES
Hajime: W H A T
Gundham: What in the world have I been added to and why does kazuichi want to commit war crimes?
Kazuichi: dUDE ITS A JOKE
Ibuki: Ibuki thinks you're all gAe
Hajime:
Kazuichi:
Hajime: Of course Ibuki storms in here like that.
Kazuichi: Anyways, why do we need a group chat if we're all like,, 10 feet away from each other?
Hajime:
Hajime: I stated above that I thought it would be a fun idea.
Kazuichi: ok but why,?
Hajime: I can't deal with this du-
Nagito: Hello.
Hajime: FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS NORMALLY AND HAS AN ACTUAL GREETING
Ibuki: Ibuki is gonna eat your kids!!
Hajime: WHAT KIDS?!
Kazuichi: Ibuki sounds high-
Hajime: Yeah, No shit sherlock.
Gundham: If you don't mind I'm gonna try to summon a demon.
Kazuichi: GUNDHAM NO NOT AGAIN
Hajime: 'AGAIN'?!
Gundham: WHAT IS IT THAT SURPRISING NOW MORTALS?!
Ibuki: Ibuki thinks what in the actual fuck!
Akane: So... Wheres the food?
Hajime: Hi Akane, and. you cant have food in a group chat it doesn't work like that-
Mikan: Uh, hi
Ibuki: MIKANN!!! HOWS IT GOIN MY BUBBLY MY TUMBLY MY GOOGLY NURSEY GIRL?
Mikan: I,,I'm fine,
Nagito: Okay guys, can we take a moment to talk about our lord and savior hope? Hope is magnificent. Hope is always and will always be there for us. It will stay by our side and we'll cherish it till the end. It will forever be with us.
Hajime:
Hajime: Nagito what in the ever-loving fuck
Nagito: I'm just being honest.
Kazuichi: Guuuuuuys, Nagito is rambling about hope again!!
Gundham: Foolish I suppose. Hope is no one's friend other than you, Pale mortal.
Nagito: Pale...?
Gundham: Pale.
Hajime: Pale-?
Kazuichi: Pale!
Ibuki: Pale!!!!
Hajime: I-?
Hiyoko: You guys are STUPID. Stop spamming pale!!
Mikan: says the piss baby-
Hiyoko: WHAT!! IM NOT A PISS BABY!! WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO CALL ME A PISS BABY!? HUH?!
Teruteru: :)
Kazuichi: NONONONONONONONOONONON WHO ADDED TERUTERU
Hajime: I added everyone kazuichi. And of course, by everyone, I mean everyone.
Kazuichi: OK BUT H O R N Y D E T E C T E D
Teruteru: W-What in the? I-I'm just trying to vibe as you all do... *sits down*
Hajime:
Hajime: Dude. stop roleplaying.
Teruteru: Oh I'm sorry :(( *looks down*
Hajime: I- Oh my god.
Chiaki: Guys? Can you calm down a bit? I'm trying to beat a level here...
Sonia: Yeah! Me and Chiaki are trying to beat a boss in a game, but- it won't really budge-
Hajime: You two are playing video games?- I mean, I'd understand why Chiaki would but Sonia? Why would you-
Sonia: Oh! Perhaps I didn't tell you yet, Chiaki offered me to play with her! and I cant decline something so generous!
Hajime: Ah- Okay I see-
Nagito: HOPE
Kazuichi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gundham: SHARK TOOTHED MORTAL STOP SCREAMING I CAN HEAR IT FROM MY OWN DORM
Kazuichi:
Kazuichi: ä
Fuyuhiko: I fuckin' hate milk.
Kazuichi: Yo? why-?
Fuyuhiko: My fuckin' cookie drowned in it and now I can't get it out.
Kazuichi: Oh, that sucks dude,,
Fuyuhiko: I NEVER DRANK MILK AND NOW IM NEVER GONNA DO IT
Fuyuhiko: FUCKIN BETRAYED ME LIKE GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCK
Peko: Young master is currently going on a rampage.
Hajime: I leave for 5 minutes to come back to this.
Gundham: I HAVE SUMMONED A DEMON SUCCESSFULLY
Kazuichi: GUNDHAM NO
Hajime: GOD DAMNIT YOU'RE ALL PSYCHOS-
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THERE YOU GO
THAT'S ALL I CAME UP WITH I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
THIS WAS FUN TO MAKE,,
