New York New York

The Rachel Berry Blueberry disaster

Kurt's POV

I woke up to a bunch of shouting which could only mean Santana and Rachel are fighting over something... again. I mean Santana has been here almost for 2 weeks ever since she just showed up and declared she would move in, apparently she had a bad breakup I mean same her girl, and she dropped out of college so, she wanted to make a start here. Rachel and I were fine with her moving in because our apartment has 4 bedrooms, and we could use help with rent. Anyways this is the 3rd time this week these two were at each others throats. Guess I have no choice but to see what I have been woken up to.

I walk down the stairs and the screaming became clearer.

"For goodness sake, it was only 1 stupid blueberry"

Yup that voice had to be no other than Santana Lopez

"No Santana it was not ONE blueberry the box said 500 blueberry's and guess what?"

"What?"

"THERE WERE ONLY 493"

"For goodness sake, YOU COUNTED THE BLUEBERRY"

"Yes, and what makes it worse I had to take some time out of my day to do so because SOMEONE can't tell the truth"

"Oh no, don't tell me you could't do your weird morning mask ritual!" Santana says very, very sarcastically.

 "Oh how can we even go on? She didn't get to clean her face to help her pimples from popping up, which can I just say ISN'T WORKING!"

Rachel gasped in return.

"Santana we all know if something has a star sticky note on it, IT BELONGS TO ME!"

"Hate to break it to you, but you're not the only star in the apartment!"

"We're not talking about stars, were talking about my blueberry's!"

"I took a little handful Rachel what is the problem?"

"You didn't ask me first."

"Are you sure it isn't the fact that since it has Berry in it you feel entitled to own and be the only one allowed to eat any fruit with the damn word Berry in it?! Has your whole basically being Ms.RBF favorite gotten to you that much?"

I have to admit Rachel has been acting a little stuck up lately because something happened in NYADA and Carmen Tibideaux. I finally come to the scene the girls are still yelling until I finally stop it.

"OK GUYS STOP!" They both look at me very questionably. 

"Would you be happy if Santana bought the same pack of berry's and you took 7 of them?" I asked.

"Yes, yes I would." Rachel said

"You know what fine whatever I'll do it Rachel, buy you some damn berry's"

" Ok, so problem solved? We can all go to be friends again?" I ask, and they both look up at me and nodded. "You know what? We are all going to go out and have fun together! Go on get ready New York better look out because the um... um" I stood there trying to think of a good word for our trio "Just get ready we'll figure out a name for this deadly trio of ours soon."

"The only thing deadly about us, is that Berry could pass as a middle eastern dictator with that mustache she so loves growing out!" Santana said with a smile. Rachel just covered her upper lip and said

"I do NOT have a mustache!"

"Than why are you covering your lip?"

" OK, that's enough go get ready we have a lot to do."

As I said that they both went to their rooms to get ready, I honestly had no idea what we we're going to go out and do, all I know is that Pezberry friendship will be so on and I will finally go a day without them wanting to kill each other... I know Santana doesn't want to admit it but if anything came between her and Rachel she would be crushed, not because of anything romantically ew no just the fact that Santana really does care about her friends...

____________________________________________________________Well this is what I have so far, leave a comment if you want them to do something! And a name you would like to call the trio I guess! XD

We will get to other characters liker Mercedes, and Quinn so don't worry and when we get that done we will have a check back to Lima to see whats up with the newbies lol but that will be a while away!! I hope you enjoyed leave your thoughts!!