BILLIE and Milk Dirnt wentz into the mansion playing Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock. Mike lost, "BILLIE I hatez you so muuuuuuch."
BILLIE giggled, "I LOVE MY FUCKING PONIES!!!!!" And with that he started doing the worm, and wentz down a hallway.
Milk grabbed a floating hula hoop and chasededed BILLIE. Whilst chasing BILLIE, Milk heard a sound. "Who GOes TherE?!?!"
Poor Milk heard a weird laugh, "heu heu heu...." MilK grABBed a MaCHIne gun, "whose dere?!?!"
Suddenly a BUNCH of LittlE trEs appeared out of NOwhere. "FUXKAKRBKAKWRIAUWVWOZO!!!!" Milk screamed, shootingz all da wittle trEs.
"Oh NOES!!!" BILLIE screamed, jumpings out of one of da wittle trEs Bodiez. Milk gots startled and started to shootz at BILLIE as wells.
Milk decided dat he's needed to take a break. Milk decided to go BILLIE fishing. Off to the magesTiC laaaBILLIEaaaaake of BILLIE!!!!!
A/aN short, sorry but it's like three in the morning, and yerp:) enjoy!!!! Love ya all!!!
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Tré cool apocalypse (green day crack fic)
FanfictionHundreds and thousands of tré cools start a tré apocalypse and try taking over the world. What do the fluff master (Billie joe Armstrong) and Mike Dirnt do? Do they interfere? Help? Or save the world? Or do they go out for tacos?
