Pol and the rest of the squad hop out of the car
"Ok we will split into two groups, me and Jotaro, and you with Avdol" Kakyoin said as he walked out of the car "We can use our phones to talk to eachother" (A/N: Pretend they are like closer to the 2000's) Jotaro makes a run for the dolphin aquarium as kakyoin chases after him.
"Got your book?" Pol asked Avdol "mhm-" Avdol quickly replied almost sounding shrill
Pol and Avdol started walking inside of Dolphin world as Pol's DUMMY THICC BAGUETTE ass cheeks sounded like mf gun shots "Can we hurry up-" Avdol asked asked Pol turned around to see Avdol slowly dieing as a group of kids passed staring at him.
"Oh yea- sorry Avdol-" *INTENSE BAGUETTE CHEEK CLAPPING*
"Dammit why are you so THICC" Avdol thought to himself.
They finally reached the bathroom and Avdol pushed Pol against a wall ("s-senpai- " pol said UBFUISBDF IM JUST KIDDING) "What- Avdol-" Pol stuttered as he blushed Avdol held Pol's hands against the wall and looked at him in his eyes. "I can't hold it in anymore.. Polnareff I love you you dummy thicc baguette." Polnareff was blushing so hard he started crying "I love you to my homo homie-" Pol kisses Avdol and rests his hands over his shoulders.
Intercom : The Dolphin Show will start in 30 minutes
Pol checks his phone really quick and opens the groupchat "Dolpinn DolpinDolpinDolpinDolpinDolpinDolpinDolpinDolpin" named by Jotaro
Cockyoin: We should meet up at the Dolphin show
Edgy man: Y e s
The thiccest Baguette: sure we'll see you there can you save us a spot?
Cockyoin: Sure...
"Ok I gotta help you in 30 minutes Avdol-" (SANIC SPEED MODE ACTIVATED) Pol quickly kneels and "helps Avdol"
20 minutes later
Pol has the classic "Boku no Pico Ice cream" all over his face he sits ontop of the toilet and pants.
"Sorry I didn't mean to-" Avdol stutters in embarassment
"Its fine its fine just I have to get it off my face-" Pol walks out of the stall forgeting Avdol has absolutly no pants on with the door open "AVDOL SHUT THE DOOR BEFORE-"
a kid walks by (Kronk voice) "Woah nice cock"
Avdol quickly shuts the door and puts his pants back onPolnareff washes the (Cummie wummies uwu) off his face quickly
"Ok lets go find the others-"
Intercom: dolphin show starting in 5 minutes
"ok we have to go now" Pol says as he grabs Avdol's hand and dashes out of the bathroom
(clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)
TO BE CONTINUED >:D
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Polnareff x Avdol (Joke but i do ship them-)
RomanceBasically I write these at 3am and you get cursed shit 🥰✨