Polnareff yawned he was tired as h e c k. He stretched out on a couch right next to Avdol "How big is it-" He thought to himself
"What do you want Pol Dancer-" Avdol groaned
"Wh- who even gave me that nickname-" Polnareff said as he glared at Avdol
"Everyone-" replied Kakyoin
"And no one calls you Cockyoin after what i heard the other night.." Polnareff mumbled
"What-" Kak gave him a "Feral rat gamer who is going to beat your ass" stare.
"NOTHING-" Pol quickly answered
"Anyways me and Jotaro had this idea to go to Dolphin Land and see some marine life" Kak said as he sat down in a chair next to them.
Pol slumped back down in his seat and grabbed an apple then tried to balance it on his man t i t t i e s "Heh its not falling-" Polnareff giggled
"Pol what the-" Avdol looked down to see Polnareff balancing an apple on his tits "Pol- I-" He started blushing because he saw m a n l y c l e v a g e.
"What-" Pol said as he tried to get up but suddenly he started falling and he gripped Avdol's shirt for help "ACK-"
Pol accidentaly kisses Avdol (or was it an accident (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)?)
Avdol looks shocked his eyes widen as a human baguette angel titty man (IDK ANYMORE OK IM HAVING A MOMENT-) lightly kisses his lips.
Avdol breaks the kiss and says "That was gay-" as he blushed and looked away (WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING ANYMORE BSIBIDB)
"No homo?" Pol questioned in a sort of sad tone.
"No full homo-" Avdol put his hand behind Pol's head and pulled him in for a kiss (I AM REGRETTING ALL OF MY LIFE THAT HAS LEAD UP TO THIS MOMENT-)
Kak just stared at them "We're going to McDonald's before we go to dolphin land-" He then friggn naruto dashed out of the room
Pol layed on Avdol's (DUMMY THICC) thighs feeling something poke his back "Avdol-"
Avdol blushed super hard "Wanna save it for the Dolphin Land restroom?-" he covered his face in his hands
Pol kinda just stared at him for a moment and thought "Hell yeah i'll loose my virginity in a Dolphin Land restroom WOOOHOO" Pol shirted himself closer to Avdol "Sure-"
Jotaro busted the door open and walked into the room "C'mon you horny fucks lets go to Dolphin Land-" he was holding a huge dolphin plush
"We need to go to McDonald's for my chicky nuggies-" said pol with puppie eyes
"Fine then were going to Dolphin land-" Jotaro grunted "Get your (DUMMY THICC BAGUETTE) ass in the car"
Pol and Avdol sat in the back of the car together while Jotaro called shotgun with Kakyoin driving.
*roundabout plays* TO BE CONTINUED
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Polnareff x Avdol (Joke but i do ship them-)
RomanceBasically I write these at 3am and you get cursed shit 🥰✨