kagehina smoked wHAT

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11:36 am
iwachanhasabigdick created a group chat

iwachanhasabigdick: alright all, i think it's time we had a chat

hinny: what is this

hinny: why isn't kags here

iwachanhasabigdick: that is exactly it my small shrimpy

hinny: don't call me that.

iwazOOM: trashykawa we've had it w ur little schemes against kageyama, take a break already

iwachanhasabigdick: but this is like serious

dadchi: right what in the world is going on

sugamami: i was gonna ask the same thing

iwachanhasabigdick: i think kageyama...

iwachanhasabigdick: has been smoking the devils lettuce

sugamami: he whAT NOW

hinny: how would u even know that

iwachanhasabigdick: well you tell me SHRIMP, you live with him

dadchi: uh,, hinata is this true?

hinny: no

sugamami: hinata

hinny: ITS QUARANTINE AND WE HAVE NO VOLLEYBALL WERE BORED

sugamami: injection but make it lethal

dadchi: i'm at loss for words

iwachanhasabigdick: hmf

hinny: oikawa u did this and for why

iwachanhasabigdick: uh...? i hate kageyama

hinny: yes but now i'm in trouble

dadchi: YOU DID IT TOO HINATA

sugamami: i'm going to have an aneurism

dadchi: what in da hell we gon do now

iwachanhasabigdick: guess kageyama can't play volleyball anymore haha

dadchi: well technically none of us are

iwachanhasabigdick: ... well

iwachanhasabigdick: so what are you gonna do

sugamami: well there's not much we can do it's their life and there's no school or volleyball

iwachanhasabigdick: SO UR NOT GONNA REPORT THEM TO THE POLICE!???? DRUGS SUGA DRUGS

sugamami: 😐 no i am not gonna report then u twink

iwachanhasabigdick: WTF

hinny: oh thank god i was getting so nervous

hinny: i also might've uh..

dadchi: ??

cockyama has forcibly joined the chat

cockyama: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

iwachanhasabigdick: i'm just gonna go now

cockyama: IM GONNA GO OVER THERE AND

cockyama: AND

cockyama: AND COUGH ON YOU

iwachanhasabigdick: YOU
WOULDNT
DARE

hinny: oikawa i am very upset with you but for your safety i want you to know kageyama just ran out of the house

iwachanhasabigdick: IM GONNA FUCKIN DIE

iwachanhasabigdick: IM TOO PRETTY TO DIE

iwachanhasabigdick: WHAT IS IWACHAN GONNA DO

iwazOOM: idk celebrate

iwachanhasabigdick: HEY

iwachanhasabigdick: UR SO RUDE !!!!!!

hinny: uh... oikawa

iwachanhasabigdick: RIGHT OH MY GOSH IM GONNA DIE

12:57pm

iwachanhasabigdick: okay i have been sitting staring outside the window for more than an hour waiting for kageyama terrified for my life and he still hasn't shown up

hinny: omg lol right i forgot to say he came back like 45 minutes ago with ice cream for us!!<3

iwachanhasabigdick: you are ALL being blocked.

iwachanhasabigdick deleted group chat

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