lemon

part 2

I opened my phone and went on wattpad. After many minutes of reading gay DSAF lemons we decided to do something that would change our lives forever 

"hey ultra" I spoke softly, almost in a whisper

"What" ultra said back. he was not impressed by my attempt at being scary.

I grinned very evilly
"you're scaring me stop"
AT LAST, I AM SCARY! I thought- uhhhh never mind I have to ask him.... the question.

....

"want to make a lemon" I said quietly.

"..........." ultra responded

what a great answer.

"not reall-" I grabbed Ultra and yeeted him into the kitchen. Even though that defies logic because I'm shorter than him. He was flung so forcefully that he slammed into my cupboards and drawers and made all of my glassware and delicate plates smash into a million pieces on the floor.

Also, there was a giant hole in my wall and there was a russia countryhuman who appeared to have been in the middle of hibernating with vodka bottles in my wall giving me a thumbs up from inside it.
Huh cool, I didn't know a countryhuman lived in my wall and was stealing my vodka (so that's where it went......). Whatever.

"That was fun" The black and blue umbreon said happily. I realized there was shards of glass in his head. Meh. I thought. He will get them out eventually.

While stepping on many shards of glass and the remanence of plates I went to my sexy fridge, which had pictures of Oscar from Dayshift at freddy's all over it.
I opened the fridge, and there it was. A beautiful lemon. I grabbed it, picked up the holy cutting board from off the floor, and placed it on the counter. I then set down the beautiful lemon on the cutting board.