Ultra was staring at the lemon and got a nosebleed. I couldn't tell whether it was from the glass, being violently thrown into the wall, or the hot lemon. He looked so stupid. Then again, I probably did too, since there are literal shards in both of us and we are slowly bleeding and dying. But we don't care because we are idiots.
I grabbed a knife from my beautiful knife collection.
"Here we go......" ultra said
I violently stabbed words into the lemon.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed so loud I broke the sound barrier. The lemon had propelled LEMON JUICE into my eyes.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHA" Ultra was laughing at me, MOCKING me! How dare he! "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN I AM IN RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SHAT" Angrily, I yeeted the lemon at his face, causing another nosebleed. I guessed he got lemon juice in his eye too, because he was also screaming. "MY EYES!!!!! MY FUCKING VIRGIN EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I laughed evilly at his pain, because I'm that messed up.
Then we both fell on the floor and died bc our bodies couldn't handle all the stab wounds and lemon juice.
The end
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Romanceyes. ft. Ultra when you read this I just want you to imagine take on me being played violently on a shitty recorder in the background. :)
