Saying Goodbye to Lala Gray

Blue Hair?

Dear Lala,

     I am very sorry about the frat boy relations. It is my greatest wish for it to vanish from existence. On the topic of pineapple on pizza, I will not change. It blends such beautiful flavors, with the sweetness of pineapple and the savory sauce it brings a very pleasant taste. I just wish I could know how you look. I am beginning to wonder if you have some embarrassing and atrocious features. Is your hair blue? Are you hiding being a vampire or ware-wolf that didn't morph back into a human? If you want the grocery store I will have to walk you there myself. No negotiation.

                                                                  lots of questions, Jayde