The mishap

Chapter 5

"Truth is, I'm I'm love," baby Thomas said on screen. "WTF! How were you such an adorable kid?!" He looked at me and said," I was 13." "Yah and ya still haven't changed. It's kinda pissing me off. What?! Do you swim laps in the fountain of youth everyday?! U get to keep your cute baby face and the only thing that changes about it is it's slowly gets sexy and cute. Not just cute. I don't get to keep my baby face! Instead I look like a retarted goat!" He just looked at me and said," Do you take drama? I'm not trying to be rude or anything. It's just that if you use that kind of passion in acting you'd be great. And well, fortunately for you, we still need a Brenda for The Scorch Trials." Pulling out my best British accent I replied with," Well I do take drama class. And don't worry I could never be offended by something you say. You haven't seen me act yet so I'm glad tht your so quick to give me the job." 'But if you really want to have some fun I have an idea,' I said in my mind. Thomas raised over to me. Pretty much jumping on my lap he sat down. He grabbed my head and pulled it to his. "HOW DOES THIS THING WORK!!!! SHE BLOODY JUST TALKED INTO MY MIND!!!!" I laughed and so did he. "If you let go of my head I'll show you a secret talent of mine," I whispered. He nodded and we put Divergent on. I stood up and he said," I thought you were gonna show me a talent." I nodded and said," Patience young grasshopper. The time will come." (A/N I have this really weird talent where I can remember anything. That's part of the reason I think I'd be a good actor. Because I'd remember my lines. That and, well, I can act. Anyways here goes nothing.) When the movie started I began to speak along with Shailene or Tris. Whichever you prefer. "We're lucky to be in the city. They say the war was terrible. That the rest of the world was destroyed. Our founders built the wall to keep us safe. And they divided us into five groups. Factions. To keep the peace. The smart ones. The ones who value knowledge and logic. Are in Erudite. They know everything. Amity farm the lands. They're all about kindness and harmony. Always happy. Candor value order and honesty. They tell the truth. Even when you wish they wouldn't. And then there's Dauntless. They're our protectors, our soldiers, our police. I always thought they were amazing. Brave, fearless and free. Some people think Dauntless are crazy. Which they kinda are. My faction is Abnegation. The others all call us stiffs. We lead a simple life. Selfless. Dedicated to helping others. We even feed the faction less. The ones who don't fit in anywhere. Since we're public servants we're trusted to run the government. My father works along side out leader, Marcus. It all works. Everyone knows where they belong. Except for me." They all stared at me in disbelief. "WHAT THE DYLAN?!?! How the h e double hockey sticks did you do that. You even paused at the right fucking times. Wow umm I'm gonna go phone someone. I'll be right back." 'Is that Kaya's new saying? What the Dylan,' I said to Thomas telepathically. He nodded. "Wow you were awesome. Right guys?" Thomas said. Dyl, Will, and Ki nodded quickly still with the look of awe locked on they're face. "I think Kaya agrees. I mean... why else would she be phoning Wes at this time?" Thomas said. FRICK!!! "WHAT!? NO!!!!" I yelled but then Kaya came back in and said," Wes says your interview for Brenda is tomorrow." Ugh shit shit shit. When am I gonna tell my mom? Wht if he says no? Wait she wouldn't. But when will the next time I see her be? This means I'm gonna Thomas longer! I might have a chance. I ran up to Kaya," THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!" I ran up to Thomas kissed him on the lips and the n ran out the door. Once I got outside I felt like I was Dauntless. I realized that I JUST FUCKING (A/N sorry for the swearing but be honest: would you be perfectly calm if you met Thomas Sangster) KISSED THOMAS BLOODY SANGSTER!!!!! ON THE LIPS!!!!!!! I ran to the forest and sat down on the log. Staring out at the beautiful lake a dosed off. Later that night I felt someone pick me up carefully. I wasn't fully awake and to be honest I didn't want to fully wake up so I opened my eyes only a little bit and saw it was Thomas. Not wanting to have to go through and awkward conversation with him I quickly fell back to sleep.