Deku X Sangwoo (parody)

Plaything

Sangwoo: "I'm back, babe."

Deku: "Hi, Sangwoo" (Deku gets up from where he is seated)

S: "Go down to the basement, I have a surprise for you. I'll go down in a minute, but you can go ahead."

D: "O-okay."

Deku starts thinking about what surprise Sangwoo has for him and blushes. Could it be a fursuit? A whip even?

Deku goes down into the basement. It's dark and moist. He could tell Sangwoo killed someone without him not too long ago.

D: "Aw, why didn't Sangwoo let me kill them?"

Deku looks around out of pure boredom. He sees that the sledge hammer and bat are missing from the table, and before he knew it a heavy object struck his head.

Deku fell unconscious for 2 hours...

Deku slowly opens his eyes and finds a shadow looming over his body. 

?: "You're finally awake."

D: "E-eh?"

Deku looks up to see Sangwoo with a sadistic look on his face.

D: "I-is this m-my surprise? "

S: "Even better,"

Sangwoo lifts up the sledge hammer that was once missing on the table.

S: "It's your punishment" He says with a devilish grin on his face.

Sangwoo smashes the sledge hammer on Deku's ankles.

D: "AAARGH!" He screams.

Fear and pain were splattered on Deku's face and tears were rolling down his cheeks, profusely.

D: "W-w-why? S-sangwoo why a-are you d-doing this" He said while sobbing uncontrollably.

D: "P-please s-spare me! A-after all the p-people we k-killed together? A-all t-the roll p-playing?"

Tears just kept rolling down his face. From the sadness that Sangwoo didn't actually love him, and the pain from his crushed ankles.

D: "Y-you c-an't kill me now! AARGH!"

Deku couldn't help but groan from the pain.

S: "I'm doing this because I've gotten tired of you. I found another plaything."

D: "W-who is it that's just so much better than me that you have to kill me?"

S: "Him." He says. Then a thin scrawny boy with black hair and a green jacket comes down the stairs.

Scrawny boy: "That's right, bitch. I'm his new plaything"

Sangwoo: "His name is Yoonbum and he has a fat, tight, gorilla grip, juicy pussy."

D: "B-but you said the same thing when we first met."

S: "Yea, back then, but I stretched it out. It's not fun anymore."

Deku started to cry knowing that he was going to die right on the spot. He didn't even get the chance to wear his red furry handcuffs one last time.

S: "Do you want to do the finishing swing, Bum?"

B: "You bet your ass I do!"

Bum picked up the sledge hammer and raised it up in the air.

B: "3"

"This is it..." Deku thought.

B: "2"

"I'm gonna die!"

B: "1!"

WACK!

The last thing Deku saw was the shadow of the sledge hammer.

S: "Wanna go have sex, Bum?"

B: "Hell yea! Fuck this tight juicy pussy!"

THE END