Deku X Sangwoo (parody)

Date

Sangwoo: "Are you ready, Bum?"

Bum: "Yeah, just need to do something real quick."

Sangwoo fucked Bum's tight gorilla grip pussy last night and now they're going on a date to the mall.

B: "Okay, ready!"

Sangwoo opens the door for Bum and walks out into the car. Sangwoo makes sure to lock the door and then he gets into the driver's seat of the car and starts the engine. 

After 20 minutes of driving on the highway, Sangwoo makes a stop for gas.

S: "You want anything to eat? Gummy bears? A soda?"

B: "Nah, I'm good." Bum says with a smile.

Sangwoo gets out the car and walks into the store to pay for gas.

Bum checks to see if he grabbed the thing he was looking for earlier. Bum then quickly put it back in his pocket as he saw Sangwoo approach the car. Then they were on the road again.

The mall was a three story building with all kinds of stores and restaurants. Today was a busy day and children were running around the mall while babies were crying.

S: "Where do you want to go first, Bum?"

B:"Uhm, I could use some new clothes, I guess."

Bum and Sangwoo went to the secound floor to Bum's favorite clothing store. Goodwill.

After an hour they had spent looking for clothes, Bum saw this 187 cm tall, red haired, makeup-wearing, oddly-clothed man coming up to Sangwoo.

B: "Do you know him, Sangwoo?"

S: "Uh..."

Sangwoo looked anxious and he was sweating more than usual.

Odd Man: "So, you're with him now?" He says in a nasty tone.

S: "Hisoka..." 

Hisoka: "So, you're just gonna pretend that we never dated?"

Bum was surprised that Sangwoo would date a clown like him.

?: "Ah, Hisoka!"

A small boy came running up to Hisoka. He had all green clothing and he looked at least twelve years old.

Then the boy stood there in complete and utter shock.

?: "Y-you're CHEATING on me?!"

H: "Gon, its not what it looks like. We're exes."

S: "Y-yeah..."

Sangwoo looked kinda hurt from what Hisoka said.

Gon: "No. I don't care what you have to say. I'm leaving you!"

Gon ran off, and didn't even dare look back.

H: "G-Gon! Ugh. Sorry Sangwoo, I've gotta go get him. He always jumps to conclusions." Hisoka rolled his eyes.

Hisoka ran after Gon. You could hear him scream Gon's name throughout the mall.

H: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Bum looked up to see Sangwoo's face.

B: "Well, should we go pay for these?" Bum lifted up the clothes he was holding.

S: "Y-yeah..."

Sangwoo couldn't take an eye off of Hisoka. 

After Sangwoo paid for Bum's clothes, they met up with Hisoka and Gon at the food court to eat, talk, and get to know eachother.

Time passed and they were thinking about leaving until-

?: "Sangwoo..."

They all looked up to see Midoriya, resurrected from the dead.

B: "What the hell are you doing here?!"

M: "I came here for Sangwoo."

S: "Last time I say this, I GOT A NEW PLAYTHING AND HIS NAME IS YOON BUM AND HE HAS A FAT, TIGHT, GORILLA GRIP PUSSY!"

Bum blushed.

M: "REMEMBER THE TIMES WE HAD? THE TIMES YOU AND ME HAD? WE CAN'T JUST THROW THAT AWAY! ATLEAST COSPLAY WITH ME ONE LAST TIME!"

S: "No. I'm in love with Hisoka."

B: *gasp*

Bum couldn't believe it!

Then he knew it was the right time to tell him...

B: "Well, I was just using you for your money!"

Bum pulled out the $2,000 he stole from Sangwoo

S: *gasp*

B: "And you have a small penis!"

The whole food court: *gasp*

H: "Sangwoo, i-is it true? *pauses dramatically* That you have a small penis?"

S: "H-Hisoka, no, i-it's not true! M-M-M-My cock is HUGE! It's eight and a half inches!"

B: "NO. IT'S NOT! IT'S TWO INCHES MAX!"

H: "I can't believe you lied to me, Sangwoo!"

Hisoka had pain in his eyes because Sangwoo had a small cock

H: "Gon. Let's go."

G: "Okay!" 

Gon jumped out of his seat and raced toward Hisoka.

M: "So this whole time.. you were using a dildo, not your actual penis? *tongue smack* I'm outta here. Period!"

Midoriya left the food court and went up to Seungbae

M: "Hi, babe!"

Bum left with the $2,000 he stole from Sangwoo

That left Sangwoo all alone in the food court with a small cock and no bitches on his dick.

THE END

(maybe)

(idk, i might make another part😳)

also, i'd like to give a shoutout to my sister for proof-reading this story and the last. she also added a few things to the story.

UPDATE 9/6/20 12:06 : I am currently working on the next part of the story, but because of school, I don't have a lot of time on my hands, but I will still try to get the next part out later this month. Also, I'm working on another Wattpad story where I put extra scenes that I thought about, but could'nt  add to this story, It's called, 'Deku X Sangwoo (parody) Extras'. I haven't published anything on that story, but I will in the future. I hope you guys understand, and I want to thank you all for the support, I never thought so many people would read my story and genuinely enjoy it. I love you guys sm🥺😭🤧🤲💕💞💖💝💘💗💓😈