Deku X Sangwoo (parody)

Special Visit

Sangwoo was home all alone. He lost everything; Izuku, Hisoka, and even Mom. 

He was eating dinner when

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Sangwoo got up to see who was outside, and before he could even see who it was, someone came running in and hugged Sangwoo.

??: " I missed you, Sangwoo-kun~!"

Sangwoo:" O- Obama-chan! Long time no see."

O: "surely you haven't forgotten about the former U.S. president, Barack Obama, right, sangwoo-kun~?"

S: "N-no, I haven't"

Sangwoo had completely forgotten about Obama-chan's existence.

O: "so, how have you been?"

S: " I-I've been good, I guess."

Obama looked at him, knowing Sangwoo was lying.

S:"O-okay, I started dating Bum and then we killed Izuku but then he resurrected from the dead while we were at the mall, and I found Hisoka there and I confessed my feelings to him, but Bum called me out like the bitch he is, and said that I have a small penis, which is just not true, and Hisoka left me for Gon, and Bum used me for my money and left me alone at the mall. Also, Midoriya started dating Seungbae."

Then Sangwoo burst out in tears, and fell into Obama-chan's arms.

O:" It's okay, Sangwoo-kun~, it's gonna be okay!"

5 HOURS LATER

S:" Thanks for staying the night, Obama-chan. You know you could have stayed at a hotel, hell, you could buy a hotel!"

O:" No problem, I kinda wanted to stay the night, ya'know. I mean, it has been over a year."

S:" whelp, goodnight, Obama." 

O:" Goodnight, Sangwoo!"

Sangwoo tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep. He thought back to the time when he was happy with Midoriya, and wished he had not broke his ankles, but it was too late because Midoriya was already dating Seungbae. But right when Sangwoo was about to close his eyes, Obama sat up and yelled,

O:" WE SHOULD HAVE A DOUBLE DATE, ME, YOU, SEUNGBAE, MIDORIYA AND BUM!! WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT, SANGWOO-KUN?! SO WE CAN ALL GET ALONG!! I CANT WAIT!! "

S:" Who said we were gonna do it in the first place? "

O:" Oh come on Sangwoo, don't you think it would be fun? Plus, you can't just not talk to then for the rest of you're life, you guys need to get along! Don't be a party pooper! "

S:" I'm not a party pooper. "

O:" You sound like one~! "

S:" F-fine, we can have a double date. "

O:" Oh, we can invite Hisoka and Gon! "

Sangwoo still had feelings for Hisoka, but he didn't have a chance since Bum told the whole food court that he had a small cock, and Hisoka seemed madly in love with Gon.

S:" S-sure, we can invite them too. But where are we gonna have the party? "

O:" I was thinking about making some chicken and rice at your place! " 

S:" M-my place? Like, right here? "

O:" yeah, right here! It'll be great, right? I can't wait! "

As much as Sangwoo didn't want to host the party at his house, he couldn't say no to Obama's cute smile. He just seemed so happy coming up with new ideas.